". . . That's IT! Of course....follow the path of least resistance! Don't land at major airports...land close to them...but not too close!. . . " Excellent advice good sir and cheaper too as you don't get charged landing fees what-ho! Is it OK to land an Airbus close to the runway rather than on it then?A Glaswegian with no string vest?! I thought it was compulsory dress under a jacket and a comb-over with scotch duct tape to hold down the remaining hairs on the bald pate in the vibrant city of glasgow, whilst watching the elephants races!? The Buckie cocktail sounds interesting. . . is it listed in the Delia Smith cookery for beginners? Maybe the jellies are a bit overkill. Wouldn't toadstool essence improve the immersion value in the flight model on the Saturday night? And the frame rate wouldn't matter either. Anyway, the monks at Buckie Abbey are worried that the rise of puritanism in the country at the moment is putting them under pressure to reduce the alcohol content of their famous brew. They won't be pressured though. They said that they would duct tape themselves to Abbey walls before they would compromise on quality.

I'm Irish and this is my thread - I don't want to talk about Scotland anymore! I'm trying to be serious and helpful. Scotland is just...well, funny!EDIT: Okay, not "funny" but funnier than FSX! Come to think of it, most everything is funnier than...FSX on my computer!

At last Leafhopper, a true word of wisdom. Everything indeed in the world is funnier than FSX on my computer too. If this wasn't the case wouldn't we spend less time typing out threads like this for entertainment. We'd be simming away on the new superchugged FSX, well tweaked and gaining certificates and Easter eggs until they were coming out of our fanny pouches! It's a crazy world begorrah! Do the Irish actually use that word?:-hah

"It's a crazy world begorrah! Do the Irish actually use that word?"Yes they do! Especially when they run out of wheatberry beer!

I have an issue with the Irish!My wife and sister went for a short break to Dublins fair city last week, and you let them out again!Another issue is why the 'black stuff' is nectar in Ireland, but not anywhwere else? That is two issues!I am sure I can think of many more, but two is enough just now.Making a delightful approach to El Prat, over the water, ships in harbour, sun setting, 737 wing banking, ....possibly I am easily pleased, but I think FsFx is amazing!

They had to let them out....and for God's sake, don't let them go there again....PLEASE! I don't live there but I heard about it!

"Another issue is why the 'black stuff' is nectar in Ireland, but not anywhwere else?"It's an Irish thing and I'm not allowed to talk about it! Some things are best kept in the "fanny pouch!" as it were. by the way, I hear that Dublin is hopeful of restoring order in the next day or so!

I am happy to hear that.I mean whats the point in wimmin doing this stuff?I asked as any man would, what 737 were you in for

Och aye the noo! Do the two great tribes of the north, the Picts and the Scots, whilst kilted, sporranised and out of their heads on Buckie, jellies and white lady really say that or was Ammianus Marcellinus wrong?:-hah. Incidentally, I've spent less on flying Ryanair than I have on flight simulation and yet have done more miles on the former. . . go figure!:-jumpy

Old Ami baby?Any Italian pasta eater is in no state to offer any advice on Us Yins, the 'Warriors' of the North.Roman or not, he was a 'tube', I mean where does Chianti in any way meet Irn Bru laced with White Lightening.When we met the Romans, not 10 miles from my wee hoose, we uttered the dreaded war cry....."Intae their wee bodies", which we did with the classic Claymore.Och Aye The Noo!

What on e-a-r-t-h are you guys talking about! It sounds like more fun than FSX in lightning storm! Count me in!

>Old Ami baby?>>Any Italian pasta eater is in no state to offer any advice on>Us Yins, the 'Warriors' of the North.>>Roman or not, he was a 'tube', I mean where does Chianti in>any way meet Irn Bru laced with White Lightening.>>When we met the Romans, not 10 miles from my wee hoose, we>uttered the dreaded war cry....."Intae their wee bodies",>which we did with the classic Claymore.>>Och Aye The Noo!>>>Who one the world cup though eh?

"Geiswanoyerfagsahvranoot". . . .that's wot the Glaswegian shouted at me when I got out of me FSX Ultralight and hopped onto one of the new buses that run along the FSX roads. . .the road was blurry and the bus was stutterin. . .despite me Edinburgh masker. So after a translation I understood he was asking me for one of my fags! I gave him one and with that the conductor, obviously a native of the city, shouted at me "C'Moan-Get-Aff" nae smakking in de boos! A polite lot the Scots. Just a shame that my ancesters didn't push on up north and civilise them a bit! By Toutatis, sorry wrong god. . . by Mars?!! let me at 'em. So I discovered that not only is FSX wasting valuable resources on running Glasgow buses, they've got conductors in them too with a million polygons each and that's without the Buckie!Oh yes, I nearly forgot, I'm trilled with FSX which I tink makes me a happy simper not!