This was added by Bob in a dupe thread:It's a good landing if you can still get the doors open.....

My wife bought me some flying tee-shirts for Xmas, and one of them says that. Another says "Altitude, airspeed or brains.... you always need at least two."I bought her one that says "Remove before flight"..... but she doesn't wear it :-(Richard

ORA good landing is one you walk away from. An excellent landing is one where you can re-use the plane afterwards!

Morning,Passengers perfer old captains and young fliht attendants....Bob

by gary larson.....hey what's a moutain goat doing up here in the clouds?

>by gary larson.....>>hey what's a moutain goat doing up here in the clouds?LOL, this was the most funny for me so far. :-lolMine:Dead reckoning: you reckon correctly, or you are dead.Marco

Hi,A good simulator check ride is like successful surgery on a corpse....Bob

Hi John,Something strange going on here. I remember posting this, but now it has your name on it. Not a case of, "gee, I wish I'd say that," is it? :-)-------Justinhttp://www.fsgenesis.netHigh Quality Scenery for FS200x

VASI Wisdom...Red over White, alrightWhite over White, you're outasightRed over Red, soon dead!bt

Not aviation related, and not even an axiom, but I say it at least once a day to my boss..."It's not that I don't care... it's that I REALLY don't care."- Martin

We sometimes forget that in real aviation there is an aspect of realism that is not really simulated in FS, one that has nothing to do with safety or of the piloting of the plane, and is one usually experienced when your aircraft goes in the shop for some work."If you have to ask the price..."I think you all know how that one finishes! ;-) Of course, this one applies to many things in life, but in aviation it really hits home! :-lolRegards,http://www.dreamfleet2000.com/gfx/images/F...R_FORUM_LOU.jpg