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An early Thanksgiving story..

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An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her", and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister who explodes on the 'phone.

She calls Phoenix immediately and screams at the old man. "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his 'phone, turns to his wife, and says, "Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving...now what do we tell them for Christmas?"

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I might try that myself Doug.

Noel

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Let me know how it works out for you.....:laugh:.

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Good story. I'd bet the Hallmark Channel has a movie with this same plot.

-J

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