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... you are walking down the streets of lower Manhattan and say to yourself, "hmmm, DKNY? never heard of that airport"... you are waiting for your girlfriend in front of a fashion store and think "please expedite your descent":-) any more? Kinda liked those funny threads some while ago...cu,celticmatrix

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If your are waiting on that same girlfriend if front of the fashion store and automaticly enter a standard holding pattern....Ron Mashburn

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When you're on your way someplace and decide to take a shortcut... after requesting cancel IFR or amend flight plan.

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You say "Roger" after your wife gives you instructions to take out the garbage.

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>You say "Roger" after your wife gives you instructions to >take out the garbage. "Roger." The pilot's equivalent to "Yes, dear."

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You tell the story:There I was flying at FL370 from LAX to DFW just about over half the way admiring the desert floor so far below. It was a clear day, and I was so glad to be finally flying the B767-300ER. Though the FMS coupled with the autopilot were doing the heavy work, I was rechecking fuel burns in my head when the stewardess suddenly came into the flightdeck and ask me to take out the garbage.:)Dave

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>>... you are walking down the streets of lower Manhattan and >say to yourself, "hmmm, DKNY? never heard of that airport" WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! :-lol :-lolWHAHAHAHA!!! That's is a FUNNY one..... :-lolkeep 'em coming!!!regards

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Seems to borrow heavilly from "A Hairy Approach to Oakland International" -the brilliant Op-Ed by Daniel Shannon at FlightSim.compp

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You never get anywhere anymore, because on the highway you always take the next available exit.Paul

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>You tell the story: >>There I was flying at FL370 from LAX to DFW just about over >half the way admiring the desert floor so far below. It was >a clear day, and I was so glad to be finally flying the >B767-300ER. Though the FMS coupled with the autopilot were >doing the heavy work, I was rechecking fuel burns in my head >when the stewardess suddenly came into the flightdeck and >ask me to take out the garbage. Thats funny! :-lol

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When your wife asks you, "When is the next time you are going to take me to Hawaii?" And you say...... "Can't we go somewhere else, I have already flown there several times this year."

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You know you've been flightsimming too much if you try to reverse your car out of the drive and find it only goes back in a straight line, but you can't turn left or right....:-)

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You know you have been flight simming to much when you get laid off from your job and it consider it the best thing that has ever happened to you and you are greatful that unemployment lasts for 26 weeks!!!!! Where to tonight? Hong Kong, Sydney?

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...you're in bed with your mate and ask her to yaw to the left due to wind correction for a straight in approach.

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Before dinner your wife walks to you and hands you those little bags of peanuts and a mini bottle of hooch:)=Wing=

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...you tell your mate to put on that kimono because you're flying into Tokyo tonight and she's the "girl in every port".

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When you call in to work sick with a strange illness called addonitus. You claim you must have got it from something you "downloaded" the night before.

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The wife tells me to turn the vacumm cleaner off as she is executing a tight ILS approach to minimums. CAT 3, I might add.JimCYWG

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...you get into a bar fight and tell the other guy you'd punch his lights out, but they don't work anyway....he agrees and complains about how dim his vision is unless looking to one side or other.

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...your friends have to explain yet again it's not the mile-high club unless you're in a real plane!

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..you're driving through the fog and mutter, "Damn blurries!" while trying to adjust every knob in the car.

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...you can't sleep without a tape recording of engine noise next to the bed.

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...you can come up with more than 5 items in this list in 5 minutes....and post them all.

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