... you are walking down the streets of lower Manhattan and say to yourself, "hmmm, DKNY? never heard of that airport"... you are waiting for your girlfriend in front of a fashion store and think "please expedite your descent":-) any more? Kinda liked those funny threads some while ago...cu,celticmatrix

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If your are waiting on that same girlfriend if front of the fashion store and automaticly enter a standard holding pattern....Ron Mashburn

You are driving down the road and someone cuts in front of you and you say, "Stupid AI pilot"http://www.ktone.org/images/FSD_ken.jpg

When you're on your way someplace and decide to take a shortcut... after requesting cancel IFR or amend flight plan.

You say "Roger" after your wife gives you instructions to take out the garbage.

>You say "Roger" after your wife gives you instructions to >take out the garbage. "Roger." The pilot's equivalent to "Yes, dear."

You tell the story:There I was flying at FL370 from LAX to DFW just about over half the way admiring the desert floor so far below. It was a clear day, and I was so glad to be finally flying the B767-300ER. Though the FMS coupled with the autopilot were doing the heavy work, I was rechecking fuel burns in my head when the stewardess suddenly came into the flightdeck and ask me to take out the garbage.:)Dave

>>... you are walking down the streets of lower Manhattan and >say to yourself, "hmmm, DKNY? never heard of that airport" WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! :-lol :-lolWHAHAHAHA!!! That's is a FUNNY one..... :-lolkeep 'em coming!!!regards

Seems to borrow heavilly from "A Hairy Approach to Oakland International" -the brilliant Op-Ed by Daniel Shannon at FlightSim.compp

You never get anywhere anymore, because on the highway you always take the next available exit.Paul

>You tell the story: >>There I was flying at FL370 from LAX to DFW just about over >half the way admiring the desert floor so far below. It was >a clear day, and I was so glad to be finally flying the >B767-300ER. Though the FMS coupled with the autopilot were >doing the heavy work, I was rechecking fuel burns in my head >when the stewardess suddenly came into the flightdeck and >ask me to take out the garbage. Thats funny! :-lol

When your wife asks you, "When is the next time you are going to take me to Hawaii?" And you say...... "Can't we go somewhere else, I have already flown there several times this year."

You know you've been flightsimming too much if you try to reverse your car out of the drive and find it only goes back in a straight line, but you can't turn left or right....:-)

You know you have been flight simming to much when you get laid off from your job and it consider it the best thing that has ever happened to you and you are greatful that unemployment lasts for 26 weeks!!!!! Where to tonight? Hong Kong, Sydney?