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Didnt this become a tradition?.........

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton

Paul Kawalec

Chicago O'Hare Int. Airport

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Last flight:

6-11-11 - B737-700 - Southwest Airlines #2139 - KMDW -> KTPA

The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton. Unfortunately, Paris Hilton

Steven Albi

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Best Regards,

Kurt "Yoda" Kalbfleisch

Pinner, Middx, UK

Beta tester for PMDG J41, NGX, and GFO, Flight1 Super King Air B200, Flight1 Cessna Citation Mustang, Flight1 Cessna 182, Flight1 Cessna 177B, Aeroworx B200

The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua

Henk de Vries

 

The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was

The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin'

A. O. Kara

 

"It is possible to fly without motors, but not without knowledge and skill."

The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time

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"To most the sky is the limit but to me it's home"

Rick Harms (CYVR) i7 [email protected] (for now) asus p6t v2, 6gb ocz 1600 CL7 ram. BFG 285 oc, vista 64, Samsung 52" 1080p lcd track IR5.

PMDG j41, 747-400x, 747-8i/f, NGX.......Finally!!!!

The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK,

James Goez - KOPF


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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she

Andrew McCluskey

The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting

Cheers
Wolfgang

 

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads,

Henk de Vries

 

The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, and therefor her fathers money

Cheers
Wolfgang

 

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, and therefor her fathers money, which wasEDIT: Sorry i didn't see you posting before me! 737freak, could you adjust your post again :S

A. O. Kara

 

"It is possible to fly without motors, but not without knowledge and skill."

The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing

Henk de Vries

 

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