This reminds me of the story of the 92 year old male who was charged with indecent advances towards a 24 year old female.When it came to court, the D.A. asked the Judge to have the charges dismissed as further evidence came into play that this was a set-up for extorting the gentlemen, and nothing of the sort ever happened!Boy...was the man ever MAD that the charges were dropped! He had all his male cronies from the old folks home, at Court, and cheering him on!;)

An elderly gentleman was in the confessional. He described to the priest how he had gotten lost, ended up in the red light district, and had been tempted by two young ladies. The "temptation" lasted the entire night.Finally, the priest said, "I don't recognize your voice. When was the last time you went to confession?""I've never been to confession," came the reply. "I'm Jewish.""You're Jewish?" replied the confused priest. "Then why are you telling me this?""I'm telling EVERYBODY!"

Hi All...I'd better clean this up, and get back to aircraft humour...This is an oldie, but good !Why an Airplane is Better Than a Woman...1. An airplane will kill you quickly...a woman takes her time.2. Airplanes like to do it inverted.3. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.4. An airplane's thrust to weight ratio is higher.5. An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'6. An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.7. Airplanes come with manuals.8. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.9. You can fly an airplane any time of the month.10. Airplanes don't come with in-laws.11. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.12. Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.13. When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.14. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy airplane magazines.15. It's OK to use tie-downs on your airplane.RegardsBill

A gullon for punishment you are. :(

Wow! Do they punish you too?