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The Adventures of John and Klaus

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5 AM - MALPENSA/ ITALY - Wake up......... WAKE UP!- DUDE, what time is it? I sware I'm going to-- It's 5 AM, we have to go.- Advantages eh!?- Hey, we have to hand over the baby to the guys at Technik, so we better not be late.- Why, she's brand new?- Apparently its just a tiny MCP upgrade.- You best be kidding me, we haulin' for that?- Well yea. So unless you want to take the train home I'd suggest you to WAKE UP!- FINE! Was better with the passengers anyways.. in my Manhattan hotel..- Oh for god's sake...

Half an hour later..- Oh yeah baby! This beats a keg of coffee any day!- Rooooooooaaaaataatte- You're really sleepy aren't you?- What did you do last night?- Reading on the 400F diferences..- /facepalmfullthrust.jpg- Frankfurt approach, Lufthansa Cargo 643R, inbound ILS 25L via PSA1w arrival, transition by PSA25. - Copy that Lufthansa Cargo, you're cleared to land..- He sounds bored..- Well how would you think a man working this early sound?- ...zaptheclouds.jpg- Final Approach Checklist..- ...- ...- ...*looks at Klaus*- sarcastically* Green, 25, armed...- Procedures..- Cargo- Safety!- Boxes! - Wait, this an R flight, the hull is empty, baby.- Whatever, Klaus..*smiles annoyingly*inbound.jpg6 Hours later.. Over the Northern Atlantic... Enroute to Keflavik.- So what was that update?- Not sure, looks like all they changed is the color of the MCP digits to white.- And this helps us how?- Cosmetic.- I see...acrossthepond.jpgThe next day... 2 AM Keflavik/ Iceland- How do these people live!?- Sun at 2 AM. Nice.- You call that nice? Poor people, They must have exotic sleep patterns.- I love my job.helloworlds.jpg- This is beautiful.- Agreed.shinehh.jpg- Did you know this new 4F has a flexible tail camera?- No, let me see...- Nice feature!tailcam.jpgpinkandtwisted.jpgbrightandshiny.jpg- John.- Yea?- Do you know Lufthansa Cargo's motto?- Networking the World?- Wrong.- Fine, what is it then?- Cargo doesn't vomit, Cargo doesn't complain.- Touché.finalsgu.jpg8 AM - FRANKFURT MAIN/ GERMANY / Lufthansa Crew Centre - CPT. Blidariu- Yes CPT. Wulfe- You have been selected as a pilot for the delivery of the brand new NG 737's from Seattle to Frankfurt.- Thank you sir!... but..- Oh and yes, you're restored to Passenger service. You'll be flying the special flight to Seattle too.- Wow thanks, it's a great honor!- Choose your flight officer.. that will be all...... KLAUS!!! LET ME SHOW YOU SOME PASSENGER ACTION!THANKS FOR WATCHING/READING!

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Wonderful! You have a special sense of humor, very nice! Made my evening a lot better. Keep em coming! :smlie:

Best regards, Steffen

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Fight time: NGX 737-700: 37,0h; -800: 47,2h

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Very nice set....I like the narration

KROSWYND    a.k.a KILO_WHISKEY
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Thanks guys! So.. What happened to these forums overnight? :(

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Thanks guys! So.. What happened to these forums overnight? :(
Yeah, this new layout is a bit confusing.

Best regards, Steffen

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Fight time: NGX 737-700: 37,0h; -800: 47,2h

Love it... :(

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