Woodpigeon....I don't think so!

[Steve Dra]

Ok guys...the secret is out.

The ATF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Frag-gee-lee) raided my aircraft on a hunch that I was carrying counterfeit floor lamps from the movie "A Christmas Story."   A dead giveaway was of course PMDG's ill-advised act of labeling the "WOODPIGEON" boxes with the code word FRAGILE...as we all know is pronounced "Frag-Gee-Lee".

Anyway, they used their infrared and x-ray devices to discover this:

The smaller box was lead-lined so they could not see into it, but I heard when they cracked it open it was packed with dozens of Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifles...but without the compass in the stock.

My Aircraft is impounded now....awaiting disposition.  So guys a word of caution when flying the Queen....don't assume you're carrying a Woodpigeon just because the box says so! 🙂

 

  

[scandinavian13]

28 minutes ago, Steve Dra said:

The ATF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Frag-gee-lee) raided my aircraft on a hunch that I was carrying counterfeit floor lamps from the movie "A Christmas Story."   A dead giveaway was of course PMDG's ill-advised act of labeling the "WOODPIGEON" boxes with the code word FRAGILE...as we all know is pronounced "Frag-Gee-Lee".

Oh...must be Italian!

...and by the way, it's an award.

[pracines]

...the lamps are awards?? Nice tassels. 🤡 

[scandinavian13]

22 minutes ago, pracines said:

...the lamps are awards?? Nice tassels. 🤡 

haha - https://youtu.be/Yzht2_41caU?t=239 (make sure it starts at 03:59ish)

[Steve Dra]

1 hour ago, scandinavian13 said:

...and by the way, it's an award.

A MAJOR award! 🙂