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A Truly Weird Dream...

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Last night I had the strangest dream ever! I'll relate it in the form of my dreamed dialog.

I suddenly appeared at the gate to hell. Surprised, because priests were rare in hell, a demon gets curious and jumps into my path.

"How'd you die?" he thunders at me. I replied, "I had a heart attack."

Demon: "Alright, what happened?"

Me: "Someone broke my windows, popped the tire on my Harley, and stole all the tools out of my shed."

Demon: "Well that'd give some a heart attack alright. But you're a priest! Why are you in hell?"

Me: "Well, I was hearing confessions when a boy walked in and said "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." I asked what he did. He said "I broke someone's windows, popped a tire on his Harley, and stole all his tools."

I had a heart attack while I was wringing that little booger's neck."

I sure hope this isn't foreshadowing!  😱

Fr. Bill    

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What a coincidence Fr Bill, I had dreamt I went to hell last night too.

After my admittance and had finished my orientation lecture and read the all the rules one of the Angles lead me around on an orientation tour.

We were drifting around the clouds and I saw a familiar face sitting on one of the small clouds.  He had a gorgeous blonde on his lap and was holding a can of beer in his hand.

I turned to the Angel and said, "What is this guy doing up here?  I knew him on Earth.  He was a real piece of work.  In and out of jail several times.  A very unsavory person."

The Angel said to me, "Well, you have to understand things up here aren't always what they seem.  That beer can has a hole in the bottom.  The blonde doesn't."

Noel

The tires are worn.  The shocks are shot.  The steering is wobbly.  But the engine still runs fine.

AARGH !!  Noel.   I agree Fr. Bill. Don't touch the Harley ! And tools too. Some one asked me why I don't sell my tools... Good grief, I spent 50 years accumulating them, are you crazy?

 Sue

Edited by Penzoil3

He or she who dies with the most tools wins!

Noel

The tires are worn.  The shocks are shot.  The steering is wobbly.  But the engine still runs fine.

One of the best twilight zones episode A Nice Place to Visit, starred Sebastian Cabot.

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A small time gangster hood (Rocky Valentine) died and wakes up in afterlife and Mr. Pip (Cabot) is his guide. Every wish Rocky makes comes true. When he plays billiards all 15 go into the pocket on every shot. No girl resists his pick up line. It's all too easy. He complains to Mr. Pip saying, "Can't you make only 14 balls go in the pocket half the time"?

Mr. Pip pulls out a pen and notebook "I'm sure we can arrange exactly that".

Rocky says, "No you don't understand, there's no satisfaction of accomplishing anything around here. What kind of Heaven is this"!?

Mr. Pip laughs loudly, "What makes you think you're in Heaven", and keeps laughing hideously as the episode ends.

 

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