April 7, 20233 yr A family was taking a Sunday drive in the country when they came upon a farmer walking his fence line followed by a three legged pig. They stopped and asked the farmer about the pig. The farmer said the pig was named Leroy and that it was a very valuable pig. "You see that oil well on the south end of my lower 40? Leroy done dug that up when rooten' for truffles. And last year when the house caught fire in the middle of the night Leroy busted down the door and came in and woke us all up. Yes Siree...that's a valuable pig and it's now a part of our kin." The father of the family said, "Well, Leroy is certainly a smart and valuable pig. But you haven't told us why it only has three legs." "Shucks," said the farmer, "You city folk don't know nuthin. A pig that valuable! You don't eat it all at once." Noel The tires are worn. The shocks are shot. The steering is wobbly. But the engine still runs fine.
April 7, 20233 yr Moderator Groan! 🤣 Good joke, Noel! Fr. Bill AOPA Member: 07141481 AARP Member: 3209010556 Avsim Board of Directors | Avsim Forums Moderator
April 7, 20233 yr Three legs reminds me of a Buddy Hackett joke: The guy is driving a car and he's going about 40 miles per hour and he looks out and there's a chicken running alongside the car so he goes a little faster and he sees the chicken has 3 legs. Now he hits 55.mph and the chicken shoots in front of him, cuts in front of the car and runs up an alley. The guy turns around and goes up the alley. A farmer is standing there and asks “Can I help you?” “Yes, a chicken with three legs was going so fast that he passed my car and ran up this alley”. The farmer says “I know that. I raise 3 legged chickens.” "Why?” “You like a drumstick?” “I do.” “Does your wife like a drumstick?” “She does.” “Perhaps you have a guest who likes a drumstick.” “Gee, I never thought of that. How do they taste?” “We don't know. We've never caught one.” Edited April 7, 20233 yr by dmwalker Dugald Walker
April 8, 20233 yr That's one of my mainstay jokes that I tell whenever I'm called on to tell a joke. Another is: Paddy and Mick are building a barn. Paddy curiously looks at the nails and says to Mick, "Half these nails have the head on the wrong end." To which Mick replies, "You eejit, those ones are for the other side of the barn!" Intel Core i9-10900K at 5.2GHz, Corsair H115i PRO, ASUS MAXIMUS XII HERO Z490, G.SKILL Ripjaws V Series 32GB (4 x 8GB) 15-16-16-36, ASUS TUF Gaming GeForce RTX 3090, SAMSUNG 970 EVO PLUS M.2 2280 1TB x 3, Corsair HX Series HX1000 Watt PSU, Pimax Crystal LIght.
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