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FSAIRv2 NOW AVAILABLE!Press Release - It is well known that the air in FS9 and FSX inaccurately represents the earth's oxygen levels. Enter FSAIRv2! FSAIRv2 accurately simulates the 30% Oxygen 70% Nitrogen mix in the earth's atmosphere thereby allowing you to accurately simulate breathing in the FS9 and FSX world. You will feel better, your aircraft will fly more accurately and you will lose consciousness above 10,000 feet just like in the real world! Experience hypoxia, blackouts, and death right from the comfort of your computer! Experience the feeling of your lungs collapsing due to hyperventilation. Experience explosive depressurization and be amazed as your house implodes and the air is sucked out of your lungs! Now FS9 and FSX is complete!!!FSAIRv2 for FS9 is available in download format and the FSX version will be available soon. The download size is 0kb since just like the real air your are breathing. FSAIRv2 is available at the special discounted price of 975.00 British Pounds for a limited time only. Act Now!www.fsstupidaddonsX.com COMING SOON! FSGrassX, FSXSand, and FS Photorealistic Beaver Addons!Paypal accepted.

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>FSAIRv2 NOW AVAILABLE!>>Press Release - >>It is well known that the air in FS9 and FSX inaccurately>represents the earth's oxygen levels. Enter FSAIRv2! FSAIRv2>accurately simulates the 30% Oxygen 70% Nitrogen mix in the>earth's atmosphere thereby allowing you to accurately simulate>breathing in the FS9 and FSX world. You will feel better,>your aircraft will fly more accurately and you will lose>consciousness above 10,000 feet just like in the real world! >Experience hypoxia, blackouts, and death right from the>comfort of your computer! Experience the feeling of your>lungs collapsing due to hyperventilation. Experience>explosive depressurization and be amazed as your house>implodes and the air is sucked out of your lungs! Now FS9 and>FSX is complete!!!>>FSAIRv2 for FS9 is available in download format and the FSX>version will be available soon. The download size is 0kb>since just like the real air your are breathing. FSAIRv2 is>available at the special discounted price of 975.00 British>Pounds for a limited time only. Act Now!>>www.fsstupidaddonsX.com >>COMING SOON! >>FSGrassX, FSXSand, and FS Photorealistic Beaver Addons!>>Paypal accepted.>>>> >>>You owe me a box of tissues that I had to use to clean the coffee from my monitor that i sprayed on it when I burst out laughing :)Thanks for making a awful Monday morning happy

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The link does not work. Not a good sign when a developer can't even post a link properly - I may have to pass on this one.regards,Mark


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Mark

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Guest essoblue

DK8290I quite agree with your comments about poor screenshots. Even if this tree product looked worth getting, I'd wonder at the inability of the creator of an 'artistic' product to create reasonably good screens at least. They are some of the worst screenshots I've ever seen, to illustrate a payware addon.

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Well, germany knows how to make #### out of everything. Since FS and it's add on's are cash cow's we are able to buy the following simulators. NO Joke, they really exist!!!- Garbage Removal Simulatorhttp://www.gamesload.de/muellabfuhr_simulator_2008/- Mail Simulatorhttp://www.amazon.de/astragon-Software-Gmb...ref=pd_sim_vg_5- Bus Simulator http://www.gamesload.de/bus_simulator_2008/- Farming Simulatorhttp://www.gamesload.de/landwirtschafts_simulator_2008/ - Euro Truck Simuator- Digger Simulatorhttp://www.gamesload.de/bagger_simulator_2008/- Ship Simulatorhttp://www.gamesload.de/schiff_simulator_2008/- Sea Simulatorhttp://www.gamesload.de/seamulator_2008/- Yachting Simulatorhttp://www.gamesload.de/segeln_deutsche_in...nordsee_ostsee/... and many many more. The best one is the mail simulator and the garbage removal simulator

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Guest Jeffhew

Too Funny!I can see it now.Now available in a special package deal. Garbage Removal Simulator together with our newest expansion packs: Extreme Garbage, and The Streets of Naples. Slime covered boots sold separately.Stop by and see our new Garbage Simulator Forum in the AVSIM Forums. Come join the ranks of the sanitation engineer and share in some good ol' fasion "Trash Talk"!Could someone please pass the strudel? :-lol Regards,Jeff

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Im waiting for FS Vegetables. Truly, lifelike peas, carrots, corn, you name it.


rexesssig.jpg AND ftx_supporter_avsim.jpg

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Dont laugh. Korea in the summer time has brown skies and air because of pollution from China. Mexico City has some hazy air too!


rexesssig.jpg AND ftx_supporter_avsim.jpg

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>FSAIRv2 NOW AVAILABLE!>>Press Release - >>It is well known that the air in FS9 and FSX inaccurately>represents the earth's oxygen levels. Enter FSAIRv2! FSAIRv2>accurately simulates the 30% Oxygen 70% Nitrogen mix in the>earth's atmosphere thereby allowing you to accurately simulate>breathing in the FS9 and FSX world. You will feel better,>your aircraft will fly more accurately and you will lose>consciousness above 10,000 feet just like in the real world! >Experience hypoxia, blackouts, and death right from the>comfort of your computer! Experience the feeling of your>lungs collapsing due to hyperventilation. Experience>explosive depressurization and be amazed as your house>implodes and the air is sucked out of your lungs! Now FS9 and>FSX is complete!!!>>FSAIRv2 for FS9 is available in download format and the FSX>version will be available soon. The download size is 0kb>since just like the real air your are breathing. FSAIRv2 is>available at the special discounted price of 975.00 British>Pounds for a limited time only. Act Now!>>www.fsstupidaddonsX.com >>COMING SOON! >>FSGrassX, FSXSand, and FS Photorealistic Beaver Addons!>>Paypal accepted.>>>> >>>lOVE IT. Does it come with tech support thats just "Hot air". lolHow about FSFuel "buy it now before it goes up with the price of oil"

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"- Garbage Removal Simulatorhttp://www.gamesload.de/muellabfuhr_simulator_2008/"---------------HAHAHA ... now that's funny...------------I bought Metacreations 'Painter 6' some years back before Corel bought it... it used to come in a real 'paint can' with loop handle ...cool marketting gimmick'Garbage Removal Simulator' should come in a pull-string black garbage bag. Maybe the content can be burned onto old AOL disks to further the garbage gimmick.

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Microsoft Flight Simulator X Simulator - Simulating The FSX!Now you can act as the FSX. Try to bring the user going crazy with bad graphics and low frame rates. Bring the users FSX to Crash to deskop and make it not easy for the user to install FS9-FSX compiatble add on's.Will you be able to bring the user switch back to FS9? This simulation is the best FSX simulation you can get.New features:- creating new und not understanable error messages!- creating Crash to Desktop during the users is inflight!- creating errors within the FS9.cfg the user will be never able to correctNow including the following new errors in this new version:- "A Problem occured, FSX gets closed"- "Missing Textures, FSX gets closed"- "You need chsga1254##+plo.dll to make FSX work"Microsoft Flight Simulator X Simulator - As difficult as it gets!

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>AFCAD is already available to buy with minor changes. It is>from the AFCAD creators>>http://www.flight1.com/products.asp?product=afxv1Er, no it isn't. Lee Swordy wrote the AFCAD freeware editor, but has now left the FS hobby entirely.Flight1 programmed their version from the ground up. It only has a very similiar GUI to AFCAD to make it easier to use... ;)


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Mike, You are Too funny. I have your FSGrassX, however I am very dissappointed as the simulated dog poop is the same color in every airport I go to, meaning you guys did NOT do your job and photograph several different selections of dog poop for the grass. However, On another note, the varried selections of horse droppings I sent turned out great in the airports, so I guess it's a wash.Let me know if you need any updates on the horsepoop.jpg's for Volume 3 . . as usual I desire a copy gratis for supplying the .jpg's.Best, Clayhttp://www.dreamfleet2000.com/gfx/images/F...ers/Dopke01.jpgClayton T. Dopke (Clay)Major, USAF (retired)"Drac"

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Have all the adults left this forum?Goodness.

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Yoos guys freegin crack me up! I love it. Doggie-do on the grass textures. Air. And I couldn't believe the you-name-it simulators from GE. Fantastic!I want a Wide-awake simulator. "You will feel wide awake as you work long shifts all day and fly FSE all night." This stuff is killing me.Dolph

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