Yep, as soon as I and a few others stopped posting! Jimhttp://www.hifisim.com/banners/hifi-community-sigbanner.jpghttp://www.hifisim.com/

>Now available in a special package deal. Garbage Removal>Simulator :D :D :D

Hey Drac:We always listen to our customers and are developing XPoop for FSX/FS9. You will have over 56,000 different types of poop in 1cm detail, which will include bump-mapping for added realism in addition to photorealistic specs of puppy-chow in each poop.XPoop has been tested by real-world dogs, who have all validated the poop-model. XPoop will include both 2D poop as well as a detailed 3D Virtual Poop. A release date has not been determined but rest assured that XPoop and FSGrassX will work together to form XPoop-in-GrassX, a first in the history of MSFS!Regards,Mike T.Lead Poop Developer.

Oh stop being so miserable!This is by far THE best thread I have ever read on any forum, ever!I was literally laughing out loud to the extent that my wife barged in the room to make sure I was ok.Mike T - you are a genius.As for the German sims, yes dunno what's going on there but they are all indeed real. Bus Simulator and "Euro Truck" simulator (sounds a little camp to me) have been available for sale at Simware (www.simw.com) for a while now.And there are 3 different fishing simulators for sale at simmarket!Hilarius. Maybe we are mad for simulating long-haul flights (drinking coffee and staring at EFIS), but surely a fishing simulator where you crack open a can of beer, with your wellies on, sitting in a spare room at home, staring at a screen for 8 hours has to be the maddest thing I ever heard!All good - thanks for the laughs, and never be put off by the 'bitters' who have no sense of humour :)

You wouldn't think this was so funny if it was your product being unnecessarily bashed.Jimhttp://www.hifisim.com/banners/hifi-community-sigbanner.jpghttp://www.hifisim.com/

Well you know what they say, any press is good press - arguable I know...but an Avsim thread is about the biggest press this stuff will ever see! :-xxrotflmaoregards,Mark

XPoop, eh? How far behind can "Pooper Scooper X - The Yard Cleaning Simulator" be?

>Well, germany knows how to make #### out of everything. Since>FS and it's add on's are cash cow's we are able to buy the>following simulators. NO Joke, they really exist!!!>>- Garbage Removal Simulator>http://www.gamesload.de/muellabfuhr_simulator_2008/>>- Mail Simulator>http://www.amazon.de/astragon-Software-Gmb...ref=pd_sim_vg_5>>- Bus Simulator >http://www.gamesload.de/bus_simulator_2008/>>- Farming Simulator>http://www.gamesload.de/landwirtschafts_simulator_2008/ >>- Euro Truck Simuator>>- Digger Simulator>http://www.gamesload.de/bagger_simulator_2008/>>- Ship Simulator>http://www.gamesload.de/schiff_simulator_2008/>>- Sea Simulator>http://www.gamesload.de/seamulator_2008/>>- Yachting Simulator>http://www.gamesload.de/segeln_deutsche_in...nordsee_ostsee/>>>>... and many many more. The best one is the mail simulator and>the garbage removal simulator>So all these are jokes? Where should we draw the line? For example Train Simulator is no joke or? Could anything other than planes be seriously simulated? What do you think about pressing keys to serv passenger sandwishes or asking for a cup of coffe?

Ya, and I wonder how their other 20+ products have survived without such great coverage? What a hoot.Jimhttp://www.hifisim.com/banners/hifi-community-sigbanner.jpghttp://www.hifisim.com/

http://www.clicksmilies.com/auswahl/lachen001.gif @ this thread. Gosh that is quite a packet being asked for vegetation!! Grabage simulator hahaa!The other day in the store I spotted this:http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NO...ucL._SS500_.jpg"Download additional buses" bwaaahhaaa! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/grinser/...-smiley-028.gif

Ah, such a fickle bunch we are - nice of you to feel for your fellow trying devs. In truth we could just as easily be ragging on Activesky couldn't we?Who's to say there aren't young lads and lasses out there, eyes alight with wonder as buses or garbage trucks go by, longing to take to the streets as we did the sky at the sight of airplanes? Who are we to mock their dreams? :-violin Who are we! Arrogant flightsim nutcases, to look down our nosecones at them?? regards,MarkSomething to think about - is it really more important for pilots to fly than for garbage men to collect?:-jumpy

This is just a fun thread mate and I doubt any of us mean any real offense! C'mon us flightsimmers take a lot of flak anyways - well I know I do. And yes I will be the first to admit that flight simming *is* geeky.We get excited about panel.cfgs and wingviews.And the wrong number of rivets near the wingroot.And realistic grass.So sit back and enjoy the friendly prodding cuz its all in the name of fun http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/grinser/...-smiley-028.gifArrogant flightsim nutcases, to look down our nosecones at them?? Hey I like that!

Man this is a bit of fresh air. Devs need to lighten up a bit.Yes it's a business and yes we need to do good jobs all around but we should be able to laugh at our own marketing hyperbole from time to time. :-lol :-lol :-lolThis is not mean spirited toward devs but rather the way marketing is handled... :-lol :-lol :-lol

Won't take too long until we have a flushing toilet simulator...... FS11 is underway :)

I though FSX WAS the flushing toilet simulator... Did I miss something? Flushed it right off my drive I did.