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It's not just about size! 🤔

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1 hour ago, scotchegg said:

I have a feeling you’d be a very suitable dissertation subject for undergrad psychology😅

How much does it pay?🤓😂

Vic green

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13 hours ago, birdguy said:

Are you sure you can spare it?

Noel

 

It wouldn't be my density I would send you. That would be second hand. For 1000 of your American dollars you would get brand spanking new neurological density. And as a free bonus, some neuroplasticity too.

Courtesy of Brains R Us".

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12 hours ago, Patco Lch said:

LOL, I hate crows. I always feel like they're laughing at me. If I'm putting something together in the back yard, they have a distinctive hahahahahahaha call followed by unha unha unha like you're not doing that right. I get enough of that from my wife and I don't need it from some bird on a wire.

 

No, no, no, no! You may complain about crows, but I can tell you that ever since I moved to the coast, its been apparent that its bloody seagulls that are guilty of such things. I mean they just go too far. Every time I step out of my front door they are in hysterics. Gangs of them. 

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8 hours ago, Mike A said:

I'm guessing you never heard of Arnold Ziffel:

 

That's not a pig. It's a cat in a pig suit.

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And here, this monkey offers his expert de-roofing service to the hairless apes.

 

 

4 hours ago, martin-w said:

Courtesy of Brains R Us"

Sorry Martin but I support our 'Buy American" campaign.  I'll check the yellow pages and find a local branch of "Brains R Us." and keep my dollars here at home.

Noel

The tires are worn.  The shocks are shot.  The steering is wobbly.  But the engine still runs fine.

3 hours ago, martin-w said:

And here, this monkey offers his expert de-roofing service to the hairless apes.

That monkey must be a teenager having a teen's idea of fun.

Noel

The tires are worn.  The shocks are shot.  The steering is wobbly.  But the engine still runs fine.

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1 hour ago, birdguy said:

That monkey must be a teenager having a teen's idea of fun.

Noel

 

Well Noel, when I lived in the UK, we would sometimes visit the West Midland Safari Park. Those pesky monkeys would jump on your car and with their surprisingly strong fingers rip out the seal around windows. Not to mention steal wheel trims. I once had several of them on my bonnet attcaking my car. I had to do a little swerving to encourage them off. At slow speed of course. On one occasion, after exiting the bit where the animals were, I saw a guy painstakingly trying to refit the seal round his boot. 😁 They'd pulled almost all of it out.

https://www.wmsp.co.uk/

Below was Longleat but you get the picture.

 

 

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2 hours ago, martin-w said:

Those pesky monkeys would jump on your car and with their surprisingly strong fingers rip out the seal around windows. Not to mention steal wheel trims.

Heh-heh-heh.  They found large animals that don't fight back.

Noel

The tires are worn.  The shocks are shot.  The steering is wobbly.  But the engine still runs fine.

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I'm gonna send "Trunk Monkey" your way!

 

Charlie Aron

AVSIM Board of Directors-ADMIN/Moderator-Registrar

Just going to run a Chromebook and not upgrade to a Windows computer. Too many problems with the new Sims! 😱
Trying to keep peace and harmony and the will of Landru on the site seems to be a full time job!

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17 minutes ago, charliearon said:

I'm gonna send "Trunk Monkey" your way!

It's 10:00 and your car is parked for the night.  Is your trunk monkey where it's supposed to be?

Noel

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The tires are worn.  The shocks are shot.  The steering is wobbly.  But the engine still runs fine.

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