January 4, 201214 yr This works with any corporate decision, read in it's entirety for a good laugh.The Plan to develop and publish FlightIn the beginning was The Plan (Flight).And then came The Assumptions.And The Assumptions were without form.And The Plan was without substance.And a terrible darkness fell upon the face of the Aces team. And they spoke amongst themselves, saying "It is a crock of crap, and it stinks."And the Aces Team went unto their Supervisors and said loudly, "It is a bucket of dung, and we cannot live with the smell."Whereupon the Supervisors went unto their Managers and didst say, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."The Managers went quickly up into the upper-offices and seeing there the Directors of Microsoft Games, went unto them, saying in pious voices, "It is a vessel of fertiliser, and none may abide it's strength."After much feasting and lewd revellry, the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another, "It contains that which aids growth, and it is very strong."And together the Directors went up onto the mount, and finding there the Vice President, said gravely, "It promotes growth, and is very powerful."Seizing upon this information the Vice President went unto the President of Microsoft Games, saying, "This new Plan, Flight, will actively promote the growth and vigour of the company with very powerful effects."The President looked upon The Plan and saw that it was good.And The Plan became policy.And this is how Crap (like Flight) happens.Feel free to adapt to any corporate or beauracratic policy decisions... :( Philip Manhart :American Flag: - "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." ~ Plato
January 4, 201214 yr Moderator That was funny, but...Don't pile it on poor old ACES, who like ourselves were themselves massively shat upon!"Flight" is the conception of an entirely new group of not-so-deep thinkers who truly haven't a clue... Fr. Bill AOPA Member: 07141481 AARP Member: 3209010556 Avsim Board of Directors | Avsim Forums Moderator
January 4, 201214 yr Author And a terrible darkness fell upon the face of the Aces team. And they spoke amongst themselves, saying "It is a crock of crap, and it stinks."They too, were victims in this sad tale... Philip Manhart :American Flag: - "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." ~ Plato
January 4, 201214 yr That was funny, but...Don't pile it on poor old ACES, who like ourselves were themselves massively shat upon!"Flight" is the conception of an entirely new group of not-so-deep thinkers who truly haven't a clue...Well said ! Frederic Steiner.
January 4, 201214 yr Commercial Member That was great, and oh so true in the corporate ranks. REX AccuSeason Developer REX Simulations
January 4, 201214 yr Hi,In a word ..."BINGO"... hits the nail right on the head. Don't pile it on poor old ACES, who like ourselves were themselves massively shat upon! "Flight" is the conception of an entirely new group of not-so-deep thinkers who truly haven't a clue... Edited January 4, 201214 yr by Mike_CFII_MEL Former Beta Tester - (for a few companies) - As well as provide Regional Voice Set Recordings Two: AMD-9950X | One: AMD-7950X3D | Three: Asus TUF 4090s | Three: 64GB DDR5 RAM 6000mhz | Three: Cosair 1300 P/S | Three: 990Pro 2TB NVME One: Eugenius ECS2512 - 2.5 GHz Switch | Three: Ice Giant Elite CPU Coolers | Three: 75" 4K UHDTVs | One: Boeing 737NG Flight Deck
January 4, 201214 yr Author That was funny, but...Don't pile it on poor old ACES, who like ourselves were themselves massively shat upon!"Flight" is the conception of an entirely new group of not-so-deep thinkers who truly haven't a clue...That's what I'm trying to say... it wasn't Aces fault, they were victims too. :( Philip Manhart :American Flag: - "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." ~ Plato
January 4, 201214 yr Moderator That's what I'm trying to say... it wasn't Aces fault, they were victims too. :(I know what you're trying to say, it just that ACES had absolutely nothing to do with "Flight." Nothing at all. Nada. Zip. Zilch. The lights at the former ACES studio had been out for months before "Flight" even began... :( Fr. Bill AOPA Member: 07141481 AARP Member: 3209010556 Avsim Board of Directors | Avsim Forums Moderator