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FSX - Wife Edition

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Dear FS-Team, Some of us men have wives and girlfriends who protest to us sitting by the PC countless hours and involving ourselves in FS. I was wondering if it were possible to make a "Wife Edition" of FSX, that would appeal to the wives and girlfriends out there, so that FSX could be enjoyed without 'hassle'?(See screenshot of box-cover) Some suggestions for FSX "Wife Edition": - Panels in pink colours.- Stall warning sounds could be baby sounds.- GPS waypoints could locate to shopping malls en-route between airports.- The 747 could have 100 passenger seats removed and remodeled into clothing cupboards.- Further 50 seats removed for space for her shoes.- Install a rear view mirror in the panel for push back......with a hanging "I love you" teddy bear.- Automatic refuelling!- Bigger parking gates for safety issues.- Salad-only inflight meals.- Convert knee-pad to detachable makeup case.- "Red red wine" soundtrack in the cockpit.- Convert the radio stack into to a cell phone stack, with 20 "best friends" predialled for easier access.- Get automatic ATC clearance by simply waving at the control tower.- Change the definition of "Squawk" to "Gossip" when using radios. Some mission suggestions: - Fly downtown in a Cessna 172 within 5 minutes, shop 50lbs of fur coats and head back before the discount offers end. - Fly your toddlers to daycare, in the Bell, before 8am. For a challenge, the option, "Apply makeup enroute" to be set to "ON". - Land anywhere in the world, any time, any weather, but trying to do so without setting parking brakes on touchdown. - Taxi from parking to the active runway, but trying to do so, WITHOUT stopping along the way, engaging in chit/chatter. Thanks for reading ;) Kind regards,Andr

Hi Andre.>Some of us men have wives and girlfriends..

I meant "Wives OR girlfriends"! ;)

When is this due out? I need a copy desperately, hopefully it's released prior to FSX to soften 'em up a bit. To those with wives and girlfriends, good luck, better by 2 copies.Ian.

Aawww, looks like Andr

Best, Michael

KDFW

LOL!!! Very, very, very funny! :)

>That is what is referred to as

Noel

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great! where can I preorder my copy of 'FSX WE - As sweet as it gets'?Phil

Phil Leaven

i5 10600KF, 32 GB 3200 RAM, ASUS 4070 12GB EVO, Asus ROG Z490-H, 2 WD Black NVME for each Win11 (500GB) and MSFS (1TB), Rolling Cache 16GB, Photogrammetry always OFF, Live Weather and Live Traffic always ON, Res 2560x1440 on 27"

There's already a "wife" edition available. It's called a sledge hammer. To be used on x-husband at anytime !

Is it possible to replace a forward-going 747-400 equipped with turbofans with a rearward-going 747 equipped with vacuum cleaners...Oups, I also forgot the A340 with the four hair dryers...CJ

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Long time since I laughed at a post.

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