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A Little Humor This Morning

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Some great humor from way back.  It'll be interesting to see how many remember this:

 

 

 

 

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From wayyyyyyyyyyyyy way back!  :smile:

We are all connected..... To each other, biologically...... To the Earth, chemically...... To the rest of the Universe atomically.
 
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Wasn't THAT long ago.  I'd like to think I am still in my youth, thank you very much!

 

I do miss this kind of humor though.

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The airline pilot skit has always been one of my favorites. Still don't know which is funnier, Brooks delivery or watching Martin's reactions.

 

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Definitely Brook's delivery.  You can tell Dean had to be "the straight man", and rightfully so, since it was his show.  Foster played that role so well, and only because he was a real-life recovering alcoholic.  If you go on Youtube and look up "Dean Martin's Celebrity Roasts", you'll have an evening of laughs watching Foster at the podium.

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Foster Brooks was a talented artist; he played the straight guy just as well as the lovable drunkard. He could also sing very well.

 

Best of the DM Roasts? the one with Sammy Davis Jr...

 

https://youtu.be/6QDtdT87SWk

 

Alan   :smile:

It's a close tie between this one and the one for Don Rickles. :)

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That is absolutely brilliant.

 

I couldn't watch more than a couple of minutes - couldn't see the screen. Priceless.

 

Thanks for posting. I haven't seen that before.

 

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