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Friday Morning Joke...

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An English professor and an old Marine gunnery sergeant were the last two contestants left standing at the end of a quiz show.  Their scores were tied.

The MC said that to break the tie each one would have to write a short poem during the commercial break.  The last word of the poem had to be Timbuktu.

After the commercial the English professor recited his poem first.

Far across the desert sand,

Wound the Sultan's caravan.

The camels passed two by two,

Their destination Timbuktu.

The then old gunnery sergeant stood up and recited his.

Me and Tim in the desert went,

There we found three broads in a tent.

Them being three, and us being two,

I bucked one and Tim bucked two.

Noel

The tires are worn.  The shocks are shot.  The steering is wobbly.  But the engine still runs fine.

😄

Somehow, I am fascinated by Timbuktu

 

 

Ya know, I think I first heard that in 1967...

1 hour ago, Penzoil3 said:

Ya know, I think I first heard that in 1967...

Don't be grouch. Give the man a hyuck hyuck. 😀

Edited by Ron Attwood
missed an 'a' out

The World is divided into two groups. Those who say "Give me a link" and those that provide the link. WWG1WGA

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I predate you Sue.  I first heard it in boot camp in 1952.

Noel

The tires are worn.  The shocks are shot.  The steering is wobbly.  But the engine still runs fine.

That's an oldie, but a goodie!

My computer: ABS Gladiator Gaming PC featuring an Intel 10700F CPU, EVGA CLC-240 AIO cooler (dead fans replaced with Noctua fans), Asus Tuf Gaming B460M Plus motherboard, 16GB DDR4-3000 RAM, 1 TB NVMe SSD, EVGA RTX3070 FTW3 video card, dead EVGA 750 watt power supply replaced with Antec 900 watt PSU.

Let's face it Noel, you predate me period. I didn't land my saucer til 1951... 

OK Ron - hyuck-hyuck !

LOL

 Sue

Edited by Penzoil3

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