Mike A

I’ll see your J Jonah Jameson and raise you an El Risitas:

It's for a new ICAO regulation that will mandate passengers to stand when the national anthems of the departing and destination airports are played during takeoffs and landings.

Darwin Award aspirant.

They were traveling to the Dickens Christmas Fair in San Francisco, where he was going to stroll around in the costume he was wearing. 🎄

Borat had trouble with southern accents as well:

Yeah, there are a lot of creatures at the Jersey Shore:

No ifs, ands or butts.

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Hit and run rogue tire

Yes! I loved SWOTL also, being able to try out those different aircraft. When I was in grade school, my favorite TV show was “Twelve O’clock High” and SWOTL allowed me to “participate” in that action.

🎵 You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel With 400 hundred children and a crop in the field I’ve had some bad times, lived through some sad times, but this time your hurtin’ won’t heal You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel

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Oh…. I thought you meant this Bob, whose wife looks delirious when he comes home:

It’s spelled Llanfairpwll­gwyngyll­gogerych­wyrndrobwll­llantysilio­gogogoch, but it’s pronounced “throat warbler mangrove”.

“The Earth’s Crack?”🤣😆😂😹No, I won’t comment on that, other than to say that’s one heck of an intergluteal cleft. All that water being spewed? Hope that no rust starts forming. And crossing it? I will not cross it on a lark I will not cross it in the dark I will not cross it in the rain I will not cross it to gain fame I will not cross that effing span I will not cross it, Sam I Am

Stan S. Fluoride, DDS?

Do the builders tend to have liquid lunches? 🍻🍻🍺

I’m looking forward to seeing Sam Spade (Humphrey Bogart) vs Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood) 🤪

Show your cat this clip to inspire his art:

I’m near Lakeshore Plaza and before my hearing went south, if I woke up in the early AM hours I could sometimes hear the fog horn faintly, very relaxing. On the other hand, the MP barracks at the Presidio was across the street from the G. G. Bridge toll plaza and they would complain about trying to sleep during foggy nights: BWWWAAAAAAAAAH!!!!…………………………..BWWWAAAAAAAAA!!!!…………………………..BWWWAAAAAAAAA!!!!”

Mind over matter. Feel the coolness here:

He must be away for the weekend. I imagine he’d do this: “Try this for Cockchafers: