14 hours ago, himmelhorse said:

if you are driving a car at 130 miles per hour and you throw a cat out the window, does it become kitty litter

 

Retract that statement immediately! And issue a full written apology to our feline friends. 😡

MINUS 1000 cat points. -1000 😼

48 minutes ago, rayharris108 said:

ha ha brilliant -  yesnomaybe is the pure essence of the quantum world

 

Precisely... and quantum mechanics underpins everything. Hence, my new word should be adopted worldwide from today and great gifts from all nations should be bestowed upon me for my absolute, undeniable genius. 

I award myself 100 cat points.

X100 😺

Edited December 2, 20214 yr by martin-w
I missed an "A" off award because I am stupid. But a genius.

I agree with Ray, Martin.  Yesnomaybe is the perfect answer to every question ever asked.  Have you tried using it on your wife?  "Did you come home drunk last night?"  "Yesnomaybe."  I like it.  YNM may become a popular acronym.  "Don't you know not to that word on the forum?"  YNM.

Noel

10 minutes ago, birdguy said:

Have you tried using it on your wife? 

 

I'm divorced Noel. I think if I had I would be even more divorced if there's such a thing. 😁

Oh yes, that makes sense, in fact I'm probably divorced, not divorced, about to be divorced, slightly divorced, mega-divorced and all manner of other degrees of divorced  all at the same time.  

Quantum physics applies to relationships too. Especially the many worlds interpretation of quantum physics. In fact in another universe I'm married to a busty, blonde supermodel. 

my question at the moment is why 'word not allowed' and 'stupid' are not 'words not allowed' but yet 'i g n o rant' is?

and if the two words above are replaced with the phrase then it is true that some people on this forum can type words not allowed.

5 minutes ago, sightseer said:

my question at the moment is why 'word not allowed' and 'stupid' are not 'words not allowed' but yet 'i g n o rant' is?

and if the two words above are replaced with the phrase then it is true that some people on this forum can type words not allowed.

 

I'm sorry but I tried to compute that but now I need Prozac and a lie down. 

9 minutes ago, martin-w said:

 

I'm sorry but I tried to compute that but now I need Prozac and a lie down. 

someone on these boards here in Hangar Chat called themselves an i d iot recently and I thought that odd  because i was not allowed to type the word ignor ant and you yourself just typed stupid which seems a similar word.

the auto censor is odd.

Edited December 2, 20214 yr by sightseer

9 minutes ago, sightseer said:

the auto censor is odd.

 

Oh yes indeed. A forum I used to frequent some years ago used to convert cockpit into male chicken pit. Forum word censors are a form of insane AI. 

1 hour ago, martin-w said:

Forum word censors are a form of insane AI. 

You should have seen what cockpit was changed to when women started flying fighters.  A 'word not allowed' bucket.  Or a pussycat pit.

Noel             

Edited December 2, 20214 yr by birdguy

21 hours ago, jon b said:

What does my wife really mean when she says yes ?

You can never know until it's too late.

When your wife say no she means yes and when she says yes she means no but sometimes she means yes when she says yes and no when she says no and sometimes when she says yes she means maybe and sometimes when she says no she means maybe and sometimes when she says yes she means "I don't bloody know" and if you are confused and get it wrong its your fault because "you should have known".

Its all quite straightforward really.

You got it Martin! ROFLMAO !

It takes over 50 years with the same woman to figure it out, Martin, and even you get it wrong sometimes.

Noel

Time to post these again:

1. The Female always makes The Rules. 

2. The Rules are subject to change without notice. 

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some of The Rules. 

5. The Female is never wrong. 

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did    or said wrong. 

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 

8. The Female can change her mind at any time. 

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female. 

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. 

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. 

15. If the Male doesn't abide by The Rules, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. 

16. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. 

17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.