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Why haven't we found aliens. Brian Cox.

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12 minutes ago, n4gix said:

He's using the wrong finger! 🤪

Hey, how do you know?  Unless you have eyes in the back of your... um, never mind. 😄

My wife, after having a colonoscopy while under anesthetic:  "I never even saw the doctor!"  Me: "Of course not.  He was behind you the entire time."

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Larry Hookins

 

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;

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21 hours ago, n4gix said:

Does my rabid aversion to "rectal probes" count as at least anecdotal proof?  🤔

BOHICA!  I think that says it all!

Charlie Aron

AVSIM Board of Directors-ADMIN/Moderator-Registrar

Just going to run a Chromebook and not upgrade to a Windows computer. Too many problems with the new Sims! 😱
Trying to keep peace and harmony and the will of Landru on the site seems to be a full time job!

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On 10/7/2023 at 6:01 PM, LHookins said:

Hey, how do you know?  Unless you have eyes in the back of your... um, never mind. 😄

My wife, after having a colonoscopy while under anesthetic:  "I never even saw the doctor!"  Me: "Of course not.  He was behind you the entire time."

Hook

It’s when you feel the doctor put BOTH hands on your shoulders that you have to worry

787 captain.  

Previously 24 years on 747-400.Technical advisor on PMDG 747 legacy versions QOTS 1 , FS9 and Aerowinx PS1. 

One of my old school m8's is on the board of a UK plc. As part of the terms of being a director he has to travel to China on business every three months and take a medical every six months.

"Whats worse Dave, China or the medical?"

"They're similar experiences but I'll take the visit to the finger doctor over China every time....."

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