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Elephant with the munchies goes to convenience store

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At least it was nice enough to leave a good review on Yelp....

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What you don't see is the elephant paying for what he consumed. foottap.gif   

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How Convenient 🤣

Matthew Kane

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2 hours ago, Fielder said:

What you don't see is the elephant paying for what he consumed. foottap.gif

You ask him to pay. 🤑

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Did he leave a nice tip on the floor as he left?

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17 minutes ago, charliearon said:

Did he leave a nice tip on the floor as he left?

As for a tip, as he left he said “Just hose it out the front door and you’ll be good to go”. 💩🚿

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4 hours ago, Fielder said:

What you don't see is the elephant paying for what he consumed. foottap.gif

Despite their reputation, maybe he just forgot. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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12 hours ago, martin-w said:

All of the little devils are at it.

Yes, bears at Lake Tahoe are a thing:

https://tahoe.com/articles/keep-tahoe-bears-wild-tips

I like how he went for the Snickers bar.  Goes perfectly with the Snickers commercials about how you are not you when you're hungry.  Too bad they didn't follow him and see who he really was when he was no longer hungry:

Snickers commercial parody:

 

I wish there were live commercials for snack foods. Would be funny if the large animal tasted a snack and then howled and spit it out. 

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1 hour ago, Fielder said:

I wish there were live commercials for snack foods. Would be funny if the large animal tasted a snack and then howled and spit it out.

This post will combine this thread with the airline thread.

The other day I watched 3 episodes from the A&E series “Airline”, which followed Southwest Airlines.  In those episodes, there were nothing but overbooked flights. That was the only subject. All these passengers that had their plans upended and were furious.  I came away from this thinking “Which public relations genius at Southwest Airlines green lighted this program?”

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Honestly, I’d probably do the same if I weighed 4 tons and had zero impulse control 

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