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you drive away from the farm and when confronted by a gate onto the main road you try to pull back on the steering wheel! I have seen this actually happen the driver was an agcat pilot who had been spraying crops all day long , when finished he jumped into his volvo and crash he bought a round of drinks at the pub that night.


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..you're desperately waiting for SP1 to fix that 'clunk' noise from the back of your car...

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...When you drive right in the middle of two lanes on the highway and feel proud about it.
Nice one!! Bert Van Bulck

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When you look on other products in the market and see how they're put to shame with this release really. I can't foresee anything else in the market that will surpass this bird, and I'm not even a ######.


Jacek G.

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When you're watching Seinfeld, episode "The reverse peephole" and you ask yourself: "The reversers have a peephole? Where!?"


Cristi Neagu

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When before starting the engine you look on the ceiling of your car to see if you flipped all the switches that needed flippin'. And, for that matter, when you wish that your car had an overhead with buttons and cool lights. Also, If you wish that you'd need to flip more switches before starting the engine.
Couldnt agree more with each statementWhen you tell the cabin crew to prepare for departure and entering runway when you turn onto a highway

Max

PMDG 747X & 737NGX Pilot

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When you're watching Seinfeld, episode "The reverse peephole" and you ask yourself: "The reversers have a peephole? Where!?"
sure, how else could u check if someone is waiting to jack u with a sock full of pennies :)

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sure, how else could u check if someone is waiting to jack u with a sock full of pennies :)
That could be a new kind of safety feature on planes :)) Too bad PMDG wouldn't be allowed to simulate it.

Cristi Neagu

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When you get in your car and once you close the door try to pressurize the cabin.
When you get in your car and once you close the door try to pressurize the cabin.
KKKKKKKKKKKK...Fantastic!!!

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When exiting the parking lot of a convenience store, you drive your car straight back for 100 feets and makes a 90 degree turn to the right, apply the parking brakes and wait for the tug disengage!!!

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When you get pulled over for speeding , you tell the officer "Officer , I am under 10000 ft. , speed limit is 250 and I was going only 135"...

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...When you turn up the radio when your trying to accelerate. and when your girlfriend gives up on you and goes to stay with her mother for the weekend leaving orders to "prioritise"


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You keep going round the roundabout waiting for ATC to clear you from the hold.

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