Calling out ''Unable to comply'' to the up coming red light.

When you got to pick up your mother in law at the airport, you see her waiting at the "pick up zone" and you ininiate a "Go Around".

ROFL When you are not slowing down for a STOP sign, and you think you hear your passenger calling you a RETARD !

I wonder is Ryan or Robert or Vin wants to chip in?

When you are afraid to turn off the engine in your car because you are not sure if you know how to do a cold and dark start... and when you see a real 737 on the tarmac and think "Wow, they made it look just like the real thing (NGX)"... or When you are going down a hill and expect ######ing Betty to yell "PULL UP!...PULL UP!"

when you look at a shiny new computer that costs several thousand quid which might give you two more FPS, even though you've already got a pretty fast computer and think, hmm... that's pretty good value. Al

Mr Allensworth should chip in!

...when I feel at home in my SAAB! ;)

.... you flick on the head lights as you enter the motorway and apply full thrust. Ash Frew.

................when your girlfriend/wife wakes up screaming !!!! Pull Up !! Pull Up !!!!

Better than she screaming: "Retard, retard!" :) Cheers,

When you get pulled over because you were going over 60 and you reply "the speed limit below 10K is 250 knots officer. Everyone knows that."

When saying to your wife: "Cabin crew, at your stations!"

If you watched the Casey Anthony Trials from your 737. THE NGX WASN'T OUT YET, BUT JEEZ GIVE ME A BREAK!

When saying to your wife: "Cabin crew, at your stations!"

You know you have been flying the 737NGX too loud when... ... She actually does it. Cheers,

...when your wife asks if you have put the kettle on to make a drink, and you reply 'on, verified'. Al

When flying....um driving into a snowstorm and reaching overhead to flip on the anti-ice and instead open the sunroof.... Dan Raimondo