December 11, 201312 yr Poor Doggies.... We are all connected..... To each other, biologically...... To the Earth, chemically...... To the rest of the Universe atomically. Devons rig Intel Core i5 13600K @ 5.1GHz / G.SKILL Trident Z5 RGB Series Ram 64GB / GIGABYTE GeForce RTX 4070 Ti GAMING OC 12G Graphics Card / Sound Blaster Z / Meta Quest 2 VR Headset / Klipsch® Promedia 2.1 Computer Speakers / ASUS ROG SWIFT PG279Q ‑ 27" IPS LED Monitor ‑ QHD / 1x Samsung SSD 850 EVO 500GB / 2x Samsung SSD 860 EVO 1TB / 1x Samsung - 970 EVO Plus 2TB NVMe / 1x Samsung 980 NVMe 1TB / 2 other regular hd's with up to 10 terabyte capacity / Windows 11 Pro 64-bit / Gigabyte Z790 Aorus Elite AX Motherboard LGA 1700 DDR5
December 12, 201312 yr A cat is Kryptonite for a dog :lol: Matthew Kane I'm Dyslexic, what's an error to you is not to me
December 12, 201312 yr Nary a Dachshund among that group! Bred to hunt badgers, laughs at cats! Less intimidated than a Messerschmidt! Frank Patton Corsair 5000D Airflow Case; MSI B650 Tomahawk MOB; Ryzen 7 7800 X3D CPU; ASUS RTX 4080 Super; NZXT 360mm liquid cooler; Corsair Vengeance 64GB DDR5 4800 MHz RAM; RMX850X Gold PSU;; ASUS VG289 4K 27" Display; Honeycomb Alpha & Bravo, Crosswind 3's w/dampener. Former USAF meteorologist & ground weather school instructor. AOPA Member #07379126 "I will never put my name on a product that does not have in it the best that is in me." - John Deere
December 12, 201312 yr Absolutely hilarious.This reminds me of this humorous tale from some time ago - 'Cat & Dog Diaries'....Whoever thought this one up is a genius.The Dog's Diary:8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing !9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing !9:40 am - A walk in the park ! My favourite thing !10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted ! My favourite thing !12:00 pm - Milk bones ! My favourite thing !1:00 pm - Played in the yard ! My favourite thing !3:00 pm - Wagged my tail ! My favourite thing !5:00 pm - Dinner ! My favourite thing !7:00 pm - Got to play ball ! My favourite thing !8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people ! My favourite thing !11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed ! My favourite thing !The Cat's Diary:Day 983 of my captivity.My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. B*stards !There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move.My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.For now. :wacko:RegardsBill i7-3770K 4.2GHz, 16GB, GTX 970 4GB, Win 7 64bit, LG 38GL950G, CH Yoke/Pedals, T.16000M, GenX UK, UK2000 EGGP & EGCC, AeroSoft Gibraltar, FSC 9.5, FSL A320X, 737NGX A318/A319/A320/A321, A2A Cherokee/JF Hawk T1/Dino's EF2000, Iris Grob Tutor
December 12, 201312 yr I already thought that this is what one of my teachers at university had in mind when he compiled the two exams I wrote today :lol: I didn't even dare to start reading this thread until after the exams! Funny video, thanks for sharing! Florian
December 12, 201312 yr Absolutely hilarious. Lol hilarious Sent from my Nexus 4 using Tapatalk Edited December 13, 201312 yr by n4gix Removed excessive quote!
December 12, 201312 yr I couldn't help but read the topic heading in Gandalf's voice :lol: R. Francois Myburgh "I have made a ceaseless effort not to ridicule, not to bewail, not to scorn human actions, but to understand them." Baruch Spinoza (because to quote Bertrand Russell would have been offensive)
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