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Inoperative toilets become...inoperative pilots for ATC!

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It happened on flight TAP848H due to the unavailability of toilets and what French air traffic controllers understood when responding to the pilot's requests.

 

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Great!  Now I gotta pee! 😵‍💫

Charlie Aron

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Just going to run a Chromebook and not upgrade to a Windows computer. Too many problems with the new Sims! 😱
Trying to keep peace and harmony and the will of Landru on the site seems to be a full time job!

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They land, and an emergency van rushes to their side and the van crew starts unloading things to bring aboard the plane. The pilot shouts, "No, not those, I said toilets"!

 

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This is hilarious!  My eyes are tearing up I'm laughing so hard 🤣.  The ATC: "You have the autopilot which is out of work?"  "Your pilot has a medical problem?"  "You have no pilot on board?" "The firefighters are out"   No, No, NOOOO!!! GET A TRUCKLOAD OF PORTA POTTIES TO THE RUNWAY ASAP!!!  IT'S A DIAR(REAH) EMERGENCY!!!

Air Portugal needs to up their game and reach the standards of this airline’s one-time slogan: 

 

Don't they have barf bags to pee in?

Noel

The tires are worn.  The shocks are shot.  The steering is wobbly.  But the engine still runs fine.

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