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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he who;whom he has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatros, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when scooby doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside,therefore he,melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didnt equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbour to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corndog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the ngx was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trillogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck ,mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down, thinking why pogo sticks Are in

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, VFR aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, that's takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than Baywatch, if your, standards are, lower than, a fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a Tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as B737s? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motorcycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his peanut butter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he whom has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatross, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when Scooby Doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside, therefore he, melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didn't equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbor to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corn dog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the NGX was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trilogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 Dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck , mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down, thinking why pogo sticks, are in, their stockings

The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, VFR aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, that's takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than Baywatch, if your, standards are, lower than, a fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a Tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as B737s? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motorcycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his peanut butter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he whom has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatross, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when Scooby Doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside, therefore he, melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didn't equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbor to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corn dog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the NGX was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trilogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 Dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck , mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down, thinking why pogo sticks, are in, their stockings. Three spirits of xmass...

Martin Pampiermole

The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, VFR aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, that's takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than Baywatch, if your, standards are, lower than, a fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a Tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as B737s? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motorcycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his peanut butter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he whom has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatross, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when Scooby Doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside, therefore he, melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didn't equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbor to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corn dog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the NGX was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trilogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 Dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck , mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down, thinking why pogo sticks, are in, their stockings. Three spirits of xmass doing back-track

The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, VFR aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, that's takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than Baywatch, if your, standards are, lower than, a fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a Tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as B737s? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motorcycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his peanut butter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he whom has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatross, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when Scooby Doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside, therefore he, melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didn't equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbor to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corn dog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the NGX was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trilogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 Dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck , mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down, thinking why pogo sticks, are in, their stockings. Three spirits of xmass doing back-track to Boeing Field

James Goez - KOPF


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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, VFR aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, that's takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than Baywatch, if your, standards are, lower than, a fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a Tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as B737s? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motorcycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his peanut butter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he whom has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatross, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when Scooby Doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside, therefore he, melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didn't equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbor to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corn dog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the NGX was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trilogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 Dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck , mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down, thinking why pogo sticks, are in, their stockings. Three spirits of xmass doing back-track to Boeing Feild Which hadsorry i cant get rid of the boeing feild font

-Brandon Danyluk CYEG

The easiest part of flying is getting off the aircraft

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, VFR aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, that's takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than Baywatch, if your, standards are, lower than, a fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a Tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as B737s? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motorcycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his peanut butter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he whom has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatross, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when Scooby Doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside, therefore he, melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didn't equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbor to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corn dog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the NGX was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trilogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 Dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck , mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down, thinking why pogo sticks, are in, their stockings. Three spirits of xmass doing back-track to Boeing Feild Which had,a layer of,

Ben Hall EGSS
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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, VFR aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, that's takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than Baywatch, if your, standards are, lower than, a fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a Tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as B737s? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motorcycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his peanut butter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he whom has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatross, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when Scooby Doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside, therefore he, melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didn't equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbor to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corn dog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the NGX was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trilogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 Dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck , mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down, thinking why pogo sticks, are in, their stockings. Three spirits of xmass doing back-track to Boeing Feild Which had,a layer of,German Sausages

The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, VFR aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, that's takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than Baywatch, if your, standards are, lower than, a fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a Tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as B737s? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motorcycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his peanut butter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he whom has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatross, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when Scooby Doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside, therefore he, melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didn't equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbor to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corn dog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the NGX was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trilogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 Dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck , mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down, thinking why pogo sticks, are in, their stockings. Three spirits of xmass doing back-track to Boeing Feild Which had,a layer of,German Sausages and garlic

Felix Nicol / PPL Student / PMDG Aircraft Lover

 

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, VFR aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, that's takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than Baywatch, if your, standards are, lower than, a fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a Tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as B737s? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motorcycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his peanut butter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he whom has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatross, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when Scooby Doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside, therefore he, melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didn't equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbor to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corn dog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the NGX was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trilogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 Dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck , mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down, thinking why pogo sticks, are in, their stockings. Three spirits of xmass doing back-track to Boeing Feild Which had,a layer of,German Sausages and garlic yields halitosis

Richard Wells

 

The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, VFR aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, that's takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than Baywatch, if your, standards are, lower than, a fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a Tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as B737s? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motorcycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his peanut butter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he whom has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatross, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when Scooby Doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside, therefore he, melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didn't equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbor to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corn dog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the NGX was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trilogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 Dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck , mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down, thinking why pogo sticks, are in, their stockings. Three spirits of xmass doing back-track to Boeing Feild Which had,a layer of,German Sausages and garlic yields halitosis. But PMDG

Felix Nicol / PPL Student / PMDG Aircraft Lover

 

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, VFR aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, that's takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than Baywatch, if your, standards are, lower than, a fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a Tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as B737s? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motorcycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his peanut butter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he whom has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatross, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when Scooby Doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside, therefore he, melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didn't equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbor to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corn dog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the NGX was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trilogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 Dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck , mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down, thinking why pogo sticks, are in, their stockings. Three spirits of xmass doing back-track to Boeing Feild Which had,a layer of,German Sausages and garlic yields halitosis. But PMDG stopped the Continental/United merger

James Goez - KOPF


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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, VFR aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, that's takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than Baywatch, if your, standards are, lower than, a fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a Tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as B737s? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motorcycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his peanut butter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he whom has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatross, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when Scooby Doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside, therefore he, melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didn't equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbor to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corn dog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the NGX was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trilogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 Dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck , mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down, thinking why pogo sticks, are in, their stockings. Three spirits of xmass doing back-track to Boeing Feild Which had,a layer of,German Sausages and garlic yields halitosis. But PMDG stopped the Continental/United merger and every one live happily ever after, THE END! :(

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"To most the sky is the limit but to me it's home"

Rick Harms (CYVR) i7 [email protected] (for now) asus p6t v2, 6gb ocz 1600 CL7 ram. BFG 285 oc, vista 64, Samsung 52" 1080p lcd track IR5.

PMDG j41, 747-400x, 747-8i/f, NGX.......Finally!!!!

The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, VFR aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, that's takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than Baywatch, if your, standards are, lower than, a fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a Tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as B737s? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motorcycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his peanut butter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he whom has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatross, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when Scooby Doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside, therefore he, melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didn't equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbor to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corn dog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the NGX was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trilogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 Dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck , mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down, thinking why pogo sticks, are in, their stockings. Three spirits of xmass doing back-track to Boeing Feild Which had,a layer of,German Sausages and garlic yields halitosis. But PMDG stopped the Continental/United merger and every one live happily ever after, THE END! :(...or is it???........

Tim Steele

 

i5 2500K, Asus P8P67-Deluxe, Windows 7 64 bit, 4 GB Crucial ballistix RAM, Nvidia GeForce 9500GT, Corsair 650W PSU,

 

 

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, VFR aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, that's takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than Baywatch, if your, standards are, lower than, a fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a Tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as B737s? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motorcycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his peanut butter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he whom has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatross, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when Scooby Doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside, therefore he, melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didn't equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbor to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corn dog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the NGX was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trilogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 Dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck , mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down, thinking why pogo sticks, are in, their stockings. Three spirits of xmass doing back-track to Boeing Feild Which had,a layer of,German Sausages and garlic yields halitosis. But PMDG stopped the Continental/United merger and every one live happily ever after, THE END! :(...or is it???........ Suddenly a

Felix Nicol / PPL Student / PMDG Aircraft Lover

 

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