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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he who;whom he has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatros, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when scooby doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside,therefore he,melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didnt equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbour to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corndog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the ngx was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trillogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he who;whom he has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatros, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when scooby doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside,therefore he,melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didnt equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbour to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corndog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the ngx was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trillogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick!


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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he who;whom he has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatros, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when scooby doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside,therefore he,melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didnt equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbour to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corndog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the ngx was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trillogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he who;whom he has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatros, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when scooby doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside,therefore he,melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didnt equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbour to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corndog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the ngx was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trillogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he who;whom he has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatros, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when scooby doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside,therefore he,melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didnt equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbour to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corndog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the ngx was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trillogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he who;whom he has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatros, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when scooby doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside,therefore he,melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didnt equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbour to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corndog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the ngx was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trillogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he who;whom he has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatros, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when scooby doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside,therefore he,melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didnt equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbour to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corndog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the ngx was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trillogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he who;whom he has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatros, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when scooby doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside,therefore he,melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didnt equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbour to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corndog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the ngx was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trillogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he who;whom he has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatros, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when scooby doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside,therefore he,melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didnt equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbour to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corndog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the ngx was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trillogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck ,mmmmh duck,

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he who;whom he has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatros, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when scooby doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside,therefore he,melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didnt equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbour to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corndog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the ngx was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trillogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck ,mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because.

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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he who;whom he has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatros, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when scooby doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside,therefore he,melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didnt equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbour to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corndog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the ngx was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trillogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck ,mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to


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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he who;whom he has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatros, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when scooby doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside,therefore he,melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didnt equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbour to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corndog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the ngx was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trillogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck ,mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down


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The 737, will not, be your, Christmas present, because it, is going, to vacate, to Mexico, to get, developed,by Santa. The reason for this is, Mexico doesn't, allow reindeer, to fly, in restricted airspace, because they fear, vfr aircraft, might be inferior, To the woodpidgeon, causing PMDG, to destroy, their upcoming, pudding party cake, thats takes place in, 800 years time, in the dirty cockpit, of the new, Dash 8, which will, be better than baywatch,if your, standards are,lower than, fat duck, which is, highly qualified, to run, without a, pair of, stockings filled, with hydraulic, fluid. However, you will, fully regret, being naked, on a tuesday, afternoon, because your parents will, spank your, flight yoke, until it, falls off, and you start, TO CRY, Why oh why, are A320's, not that cool as the B737's? The answer for that is, that yellow snow, "BUT WAIT!!!!" he shouted, Snow Cone, and a Yeti turned up, at EGCC, to dominate, Manchester City Football Club, while flying, completely drunk, on a flying motercycle, facing his worst landing ever, on a runway made of, cheese and crackers, which was cursed, by Thor, and his penautbutter jar, and Paris Hilton, with her, stupid Chihuahua. This was, her freakin' 14th time, In the UK, and she, was still wasting, nuclear warheads, to prevent, that Boeing, from being, released by PMDG, but he who;whom he has a, NGX alpha version and is beta testing tomorrow, while a huge PMDG 777-200LR just, drove her knife and fork into an Albatross. Though the Albatros, was full of, rusty fragments, which blew, up when scooby doo, got horny, with a Woodpigeon, whilst feeling, fuzzy inside,therefore he,melted to, ice cream, and then put on Chuck Norris who had swine flu that comes only, when in Illinois, during the, ILS approach to fight, Sylvester Stallone and a rubber duck, for ILS, and VOR-DME approaches, which are, illegal in Bolivia, because Bombardier, and Embraer, didnt equip, Otto pilots with pancakes, and lots of alcohol. KLM pilots are renowned for using garlic suppositories, and wanting to get everywhere yesterday because,time is money. However, take thy, neighbour to, Saint Maarten, while a(n) giant shark, ate Mr. Robert Randazzo, but quickly, threw up all over his chief-pilot, SKYDROL! they screamed! Since then, they disappeared, to Pluto, where a, wet kitty, farted on,the head, of our, frozen corndog, king Richard III, Who's F-16 exploded after the ngx was released, before the end of, Lord of the rings trillogy, and Harry Potter, and Star Wars, and most of all Rambo. That's why, the NGX, will come on the plane asap. However the 787 dreamliner will fly to heaven and earth, and transport a pogo-stick! When you eat cheese the NGX will, accelerate beyond the speed of a one legged duck ,mmmmh duck, is a delicacy among pilots because they seem to lie down, thinking why pogo sticks,


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Don't count this; this topic is pointless yet enormously entertaining! Keep it up.


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