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What Could Go Wrong with Trusting Your Cat

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Fr. Bill    

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Trust but verify ……..LOL . 

 

 

 

 

 

I think I'd perhaps get another shampoo.

That earthy brand seems to have unintended consequences...

 

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Mallard (who only so far has only gotten headbonks from his neighbour's cat)

Is that the official Darwin Award site? Some of the stuff on there is just stupid beyond belief :huh:

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😲  Clearly our cat overlord was punishing its thrall for not complying with feline desires fast enough. Fair enough. Now he has learnt his lesson he will be more compliant.

I had a cat called Jasper once. A lovely cat. But you know those live conductor and stud finder devices? Well whenever I turned mine on and it emitted that characteristic tone when it found a live wire, jasper would mount our other kittens and try to make baby cats.

And I admit there were times when I was lying in bed when Jasper would mount my head and do naughty things to me ear. True story. 💗

Neutering usually brings that to a halt. The cat, not the guy.😁

 

Bill W

That's certainly a new wrinkle on hair of the dog...

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8 hours ago, Christopher Low said:

Is that the official Darwin Award site? Some of the stuff on there is just stupid beyond belief :huh:

I'm not a particular fan of Reddit, but I do receive a daily link to three groups, one of which is the latest post in the  r/Whatcouldgowrong feed.

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6 hours ago, martin-w said:

And I admit there were times when I was lying in bed when Jasper would mount my head and do naughty things to me ear. True story. 

Oh, TMI my friend! 😵

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2 hours ago, BillW said:

Neutering usually brings that to a halt. The cat, not the guy.😁

 

Bill W

 

Don't think so Bill. The cat wasn't spraying, he/she was squatting. Spraying is usually associated with not having Mr Feline's balls done.

Was punishing its slave I would say. Or rewarding with such a precious juice as cat urine. A sought after commodity. 

My kitty cat would never do that. He is very particular and meticulous about where he does his business...

I'm much more worried about waking up with a mouse, or a bird, or even half a squirrel.....

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On 11/10/2021 at 8:10 AM, Christopher Low said:

Is that the official Darwin Award site? Some of the stuff on there is just stupid beyond belief :huh:

 

Crazy stuff on there for sure. I saw one video where a guy tried to grab a girls phone. Quick as a flash a passing driver ran him over. Then several guys chased him and kicked the --- out of him. I know it was theft, but the reaction was way over the top. I think it was in Brazil. 

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