Shadows go FTL all the time, so the speed of dark has to be higher than the speed of light. Apple uses white and black to symbolize the

FTL and NAFAL yin and yang of their Darklight SuperprocessorsTM installed in all Apple devices.

 

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!!

Does this all mean that Apple is from the "dark side!" Surprise, surprise!!

That logic is flawed - can you not spot the deliberate error? :wacko:

 

Of course! The whole article is simply one very long series of absurdities...

 

...OTOH, some of them do at least have the surface appearance of plausibility; much like most economic theories... <insert ducking thrown bricks smilie here> :p0310:

Of course! The whole article is simply one very long series of absurdities...

 

...OTOH, some of them do at least have the surface appearance of plausibility; much like most economic theories... <insert ducking thrown bricks smilie here> :p0310:

 

I was aware of the absurdities my friend, hence my tongue in cheek question. I actually found both your post and the article to be quite humorous with more than a little "dark humour".

 

The only thing I understand about economic theories is the fact that "an economist is someone who, when he finds something that works in practice, tries to make it work in theory".

 

So, from where I stand - top marks go to you for your post followed very, VERY closely by Hiflyer's yin and yang theory about Apple products. (I just can't understand why, with his obvious intelligence and honesty, he would buy a Darklight SuperprocessorTM based product?) :fool:

So, from where I stand - top marks go to you for your post followed very, VERY closely by Hiflyer's yin and yang theory about Apple products. (I just can't understand why, with his obvious intelligence and honesty, he would buy a Darklight SuperprocessorTM based product?) :fool:

 

Well thank you. But all I can say in my defense is.......

 

Guess Saturday Night Live has something to say about the iPhone complaints.

 

http://www.hulu.com/watch/412897#i1,p0,d2

Guess Saturday Night Live has something to say about the iPhone complaints.

 

http://www.hulu.com/...412897#i1,p0,d2

 

Really??? - "This video library can only be streamed within the United States"

 

Hmmmm ..... let me see now (back in 5)

 

"...... iPhone problems, I just don't know what they were thinking"

 

"Well let's ask them." "Joining us now are 3 peasant labourers from the factory in China ..............."

 

"You wanna Starbuck, it take you to Dunkin Donut?" "It must be so Hard for you"

 

I must admit I find a lot of US humour a little strange as I am sure many US people would see my humour as strange, BUT that was very funny and well done. :LMAO:

Moderator: "Do you have any complaints about an American product?"

 

Peasant #3: "Hmmmm.... Let's see, what does America make?"

 

<insert long silence here>

 

"Does diabetes count as a product?"

 

:t1851:

Ha! I'm getting one! You betcha. :-)

 

http://www.decalgirl.com/skins/Apple-iPad-3-Skins

 

By the way, if you didn't/don't blink, you may catch Apples really boring court-ordered apology to Samsung.

 

http://gizmodo.com/5...al?popular=true

 

We sorry........ :blush: (In really tiny print)

 

http://www.apple.com...egal-judgement/

 

Apple takeaway: Samsung devices are officially not as cool as Apples. A judge said so.

Back in 1974 I had the original Iphone B)

 

By the way, if you didn't/don't blink, you may catch Apples really boring court-ordered apology to Samsung.

 

http://gizmodo.com/5...al?popular=true

 

We sorry........ :blush: (In really tiny print)

 

http://www.apple.com...egal-judgement/

 

Apple takeaway: Samsung devices are officially not as cool as Apples. A judge said so.

 

Yup, no love lost between those two companies. Regarding the judges comments - I am sure he was really saying "I'm not putting up with this crap - yes you are cool, but move on, competition is more important."

Apple has released a new update: iOS 6.1

 

Who wants to be the guinea pig? :-)

Apple has released a new update: iOS 6.1

 

Who wants to be the guinea pig? :-)

 

 

Does iOS 6.1 mean that the location of London UK has been moved from Ontario back to the UK or now to Central Mongolia?

Already fixed! London is now in its correct place in full 3D

 

The other London is also depicted, covered in heavy clouds.