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King's horse gone wild.

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I love these stories. Reminds me of Wylie Coyote cartoons. They never learn and keep trying again.

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Retribution for Hong Kong.

There is a clearly legible sign posted warning about this

 Yes. Horses will bite.

Thank you.

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4 hours ago, 188AHC said:

There is a clearly legible sign posted warning about this

 Yes. Horses will bite.

 

Yep, the warning is well signposted.

I recall its one particular horse that's infamous for his biting fetish. There's a video of him biting one of the guards. 

 

 

This is a good one at 7:49

 

 

Edited by martin-w

A message from the horse:

"My sincerest apologies to those who I may have bitten.  Please understand that I have to basically stand in one place all day long, it's quite tiring.  To make matters worse, I have to stand in my own excrement and urine.  Add to that is that there is some bloke sitting on my back and he tugs at my reigns every time I try to move about.  Speaking of reigns, how would you feel if you had a to wear a chunk of metal in your mouth attached to leather straps all day?  Then you get these imbecilic tourists who want to get all cuddly with me and I'm just not in the mood!  Then along comes some tart who smells like apples and I'm thinking she's an apple tart, so I'll just take a nibble.  Then everyone gets all bent out of shape because I did something that we horses naturally do.  My keepers even put up a sign warning you of my natural instincts, yet you still engage in the very behaviour that puts you into my realm.  What is wrong with you humans?  Are you that stupid?  All you bloody tourists can just sod off!  I'm just a horse."

 

The horse may have to issue another apology for the previous message.

Edited by stans

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I may be mistaken, but I believe that the horse (and guard of course), only have a four-hour watch period.

I can understand that the horse does not like having to endure standing in his own excrement and piss. I can't imagine how the poor guard can stand the odor as well!

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