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July 23, 20241 yr Well trained war horse! Hardware: i7-8700k, GTX 1070-ti, 32GB ram, NVMe/SSD drives with lots of free space. Software: latest Windows 10 Pro, P3Dv4.5+, FSX Steam, and lots of addons (100+ mostly Orbx stuff).
July 23, 20241 yr Author I love these stories. Reminds me of Wylie Coyote cartoons. They never learn and keep trying again. 5800X3D, RTX4070, 600 Watt, one or two 1440p 32" screens, 64 GB RAM, 4 TB PCle 3 NVMe, Warthog throttle, VKB NXT EVO stick, Honeycomb Alpha yoke, CH quad, 3 Logitech panels, 2 StreamDecks, Desktop Aviator Trim Panel. Crystal Light VR.
July 23, 20241 yr There is a clearly legible sign posted warning about this Yes. Horses will bite. Thank you. Rick $Silver Donor EAA 1317610 I7-7700K @ 4.5ghz, MSI Z270 Gaming MB, 32gb 3200, Geforce RTX2080 Super O/C, 28" Samsung 4k Monitor, Various SSD, HD, and peripherals
July 23, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, 188AHC said: There is a clearly legible sign posted warning about this Yes. Horses will bite. Yep, the warning is well signposted. I recall its one particular horse that's infamous for his biting fetish. There's a video of him biting one of the guards. This is a good one at 7:49 Edited July 23, 20241 yr by martin-w
July 23, 20241 yr A message from the horse: "My sincerest apologies to those who I may have bitten. Please understand that I have to basically stand in one place all day long, it's quite tiring. To make matters worse, I have to stand in my own excrement and urine. Add to that is that there is some bloke sitting on my back and he tugs at my reigns every time I try to move about. Speaking of reigns, how would you feel if you had a to wear a chunk of metal in your mouth attached to leather straps all day? Then you get these imbecilic tourists who want to get all cuddly with me and I'm just not in the mood! Then along comes some tart who smells like apples and I'm thinking she's an apple tart, so I'll just take a nibble. Then everyone gets all bent out of shape because I did something that we horses naturally do. My keepers even put up a sign warning you of my natural instincts, yet you still engage in the very behaviour that puts you into my realm. What is wrong with you humans? Are you that stupid? All you bloody tourists can just sod off! I'm just a horse." The horse may have to issue another apology for the previous message. Edited July 23, 20241 yr by stans My computer: ABS Gladiator Gaming PC featuring an Intel 10700F CPU, EVGA CLC-240 AIO cooler (dead fans replaced with Noctua fans), Asus Tuf Gaming B460M Plus motherboard, 16GB DDR4-3000 RAM, 1 TB NVMe SSD, EVGA RTX3070 FTW3 video card, dead EVGA 750 watt power supply replaced with Antec 900 watt PSU.
July 27, 20241 yr Moderator I may be mistaken, but I believe that the horse (and guard of course), only have a four-hour watch period. I can understand that the horse does not like having to endure standing in his own excrement and piss. I can't imagine how the poor guard can stand the odor as well! Fr. Bill AOPA Member: 07141481 AARP Member: 3209010556 Avsim Board of Directors | Avsim Forums Moderator
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