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Kyle

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It seems we have stalled - happy a fellow KSAT pilot has (so far) had the last word.  Just in case we can get this going again (much more fun than some of the topics that are "Hot" right now) I will (with thanks to the OP for the earlier summary) post a summary of the story so far - having taken a bit of poetic license with the phrasing and punctuation:

 

Once chicken crossed a road badly, yet holding short due south

when he jumped diagonally through a windscreen owned by something dead.

 

Ouch! reborn as king kong, decided indecisively to not fly backwards into airspace.

Barry determined unlawful deeds upon a chicken who ate bratwurst like a girl,

who enjoys being catapulted towards oversized passengers flying PMDG's airbus to Tahiti, simultaneously swimming across bathtubs when …

 

A unicorn surfaced parading its 777 cabin crew down the flaming battery.

Ouch my leg is burning like 787 battery,

god forsake of tomorrow's yesterday was split between anode.

 

Then PMDG released edible airplanes and also more of FSX's disgusting default weather which felt static.

 

The Randazzo woodpigeon once crashed into FS9 which then inverted Robert’s dream, but you farted.

Didn't!

Indeed!

 

Antidisestablishmentarianism towards monkeys enclosures, usually gorillas are groundcrew hellbent on destroying every barfbag within every aircraft that doesn't flying blind.  Approaching love, ETOPS doesn't make floating fun anymore.  However, TCAS detected chickens running unauthorised across snow ski's, causing slippery alerts alerting a strong feeling of de-icing during the OT pilot's dance partner lifting weights broke FSX.

 

Obviously ORBX has exaggerated life on deserts which were stolen cats sardine's.

 

We all made a big purchase when we finally figured  … uh oh. Oh no … what?  The ell has just happened here? where? over yonder the purple weaner is really big.

 

Anyways, let's murder stop signs.  California annoying okay, once Steve, Lyle went exactly where the striking blow lands.  Anyone meditating this morning at their airport's in socks fell up...side-down because dogs fly cute and cuddly developing helicopters for Osama for x-plane to FSX but CTD's are driving people crazy.

 

Software shoemakers eat lots as dinosaur McDonald's.  Hence the president likes platipus airmen to fight trolls during the release of stuff created by PSS - which has combusted explosively with huge pressure imploding some freeware sceneries.

 

Partying like a ###### zombie in drag queen clothes holding fourth towards hell.

 

What software did justinBeber use when he got RockRoll’d by squid squarepants masticating while swimming towards PMDG’s dohicky redneck who drowned Cockerel in sea?

 

Look!  Birds migrating.  Migrating?  (Flatulence)

 

Spellnaught.  N-a-u-g-h-t.

 

Yup was ensconced palimpsest apothecary.  Me? worry? rarely unless it’s ABACUS proving that quantum Physics are ridiculous vis-à-vis circumstantial baloney.

 

Ergo proxy servers IP concordantly compromised services, explode fries with C4 incinerating theories about  supercalifragilisticexpedalidocious belonging within bubbles …

Dan

Legacy Virtual Airline

Legacy Aviation Knowledge Academy

 

Windows 10, i7 3770 3.9 GHz, 16 GB DDR3 RAM, NVIDIA 1070 ti, 42" 1080p widescreen / P3D v5, P3D v4, FSX with Acceleration, FSX-SE / TrackIR-5

bacon

 

I was about to ask if we had a summary of what was going on since I haven't read the whole thing and it's hard to follow 16 pages of one-worded posts.

Captain Kevin

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sixtynine

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IAF747

 

(In reference to a must read post about Basic Airmanship in Flight Simulators)

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