March 2, 201511 yr So... what sort of M&M's does Tattoo from Fantasy Island like? The Plain! The Plain! (Sidles off nonchalantly.) We are all connected..... To each other, biologically...... To the Earth, chemically...... To the rest of the Universe atomically. Devons rig Intel Core i5 13600K @ 5.1GHz / G.SKILL Trident Z5 RGB Series Ram 64GB / GIGABYTE GeForce RTX 4070 Ti GAMING OC 12G Graphics Card / Sound Blaster Z / Meta Quest 2 VR Headset / Klipsch® Promedia 2.1 Computer Speakers / ASUS ROG SWIFT PG279Q ‑ 27" IPS LED Monitor ‑ QHD / 1x Samsung SSD 850 EVO 500GB / 2x Samsung SSD 860 EVO 1TB / 1x Samsung - 970 EVO Plus 2TB NVMe / 1x Samsung 980 NVMe 1TB / 2 other regular hd's with up to 10 terabyte capacity / Windows 11 Pro 64-bit / Gigabyte Z790 Aorus Elite AX Motherboard LGA 1700 DDR5
March 2, 201511 yr & the guy that drowned in a bowl of muesli?... He got dragged in by a strong currant!....... Robin "Onward & Upward" ... To the Stars, & Beyond...
March 2, 201511 yr A grasshopper jumps up onto the bar where the barman is cleaning some glassesThe bar man says " hello there little fella we've a got a drink named after you"The grasshopper looks up and says "what,Kevin? :rolleyes: ZORAN
March 2, 201511 yr I was very slow on the uptake with this one (the OPs joke), but got it eventually! ...... Here's my bad joke ;- I had a terrible, terrible nightmare last night - it was all about Gloria Gaynor. First I was afraid, I was pertrified....
March 2, 201511 yr A 6 upside down is actually the mirror image of a 9. Does that make me a 9? Christopher Low AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D CPU / 64GB DDR5-6000 RAM / 12GB Nvidia RTX 4070 Super GPU / Gigabyte X870E Aorus Elite Wifi 7 / 1+2TB Samsung Evo Plus M2 Nvme UK2000 Beta Tester
March 2, 201511 yr Commercial Member To be honest, I still don't get it. Or see how it possible could even be considered a joke let alone a bad joke. But plenty of other real jokes made up for the lack of talent in the first post!! It took me a lil bit but thanks to some irish blood I have mixed in with my Dutch, ill help. Annoying = "a noyn" = a 6 vertically flipped = 9. You need to be able to speak Irish accent to figure it out...not sure my spelling is adequate. Jonathan "FRAG" Bleeker Formerly known here as "Narutokun" If I speak for my company without permission the boss will nail me down. So unless otherwise specified...Im just a regular simmer who expresses his personal opinion
March 2, 201511 yr '... pint of lager please?' The barman pulls the pint and says, ' That's three seventy mate. Why the big pause?' To which the bear replies, 'To hack through the ice in the arctic.' *** You need to be able to speak Irish accent to figure it out...not sure my spelling is adequate. or Brummie.
March 2, 201511 yr Author Thank you everybody for your jokes, gave me a great giggle It took me a lil bit but thanks to some irish blood I have mixed in with my Dutch, ill help. Annoying = "a noyn" = a 6 vertically flipped = 9. You need to be able to speak Irish accent to figure it out...not sure my spelling is adequate. Ye its one of them things that's funny when it catches you off guard, well i think so anyway Ill leave you with my most favorite best worst joke. A turkey standing on the edge of a road about to cross Out of no where a chicken jumps in front of the turkey and shout's "for the love of god DO NOT cross that road, you'll never hear the end of it" Muahahaha Ok back to Simming buisness
December 24, 201510 yr Because 7 ate 9. You'd have to avoid popsicles your entire life not to know that one. Ethan Edelson
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