October 14, 20205 yr Moderator 3 hours ago, birdguy said: Perhaps you could become a male cougar? I'm on the wrong side of 50 too. These are my young friends at the Sprint Store. Noel Pretty soon you’ll have to change your screen name to Hef and put some bunny ears for your avatar 😂 Avsim Board of Directors | Avsim Forums Moderator
October 14, 20205 yr 5 hours ago, birdguy said: Perhaps you could become a male cougar? I'm on the wrong side of 50 too. Noel, you just gave me hope for after I retire, sir! Mark Robinson Part-time Ferroequinologist Author of FLIGHT: A near-future short story (ebook available on amazon) I made the baby cry - A2A Simulations L-049 Constellation Sky Simulations MD-11 V2.2 Pilot. The best "lite" MD-11 money can buy (well, it's not freeware!)
October 14, 20205 yr Can I request a forum set up for all things "male cougar"? I think its quite clear that there are quite a few 50 to 60 year olds here that are still quite sexy. And we need something to occupy ourselves during our retirement. We will need some kind of meeting place to share our male cougar tips and tricks. Edited October 14, 20205 yr by martin-w
October 15, 20205 yr I just don't understand. Why is a good looking over-40 woman who's looking for young guys called a cougar but a good looking over-40 guy looking for young girls is called a dirty old man? Intel 10700K @ 5.1Ghz, Asus Hero Maximus motherboard, Noctua NH-U12A cooler, Corsair Vengeance Pro 32GB 3200 MHz RAM, RTX 2060 Super GPU, Cooler Master HAF 932 Tower, Thermaltake 1000W Toughpower PSU, Windows 10 Professional 64-Bit, 100TB of disk storage. Klaatu barada nickto.
October 15, 20205 yr 10 hours ago, martin-w said: I think its quite clear that there are quite a few 50 to 60 year olds here that are still quite sexy At 86 I'm not that sexy anymore. I keep thinking back of the things I used to do when I was a young man in my 70s. When I got my iPhone I went to the Sprint store on almost a daily basis and the young ladies were very nice in helping an old man out and we became quite friendly. Later I began stopping just to talk to them for a while. Sometimes I'd bring them a package of Oreos, I kinda consider them my adopted granddaughters. Noel Edited October 15, 20205 yr by birdguy The tires are worn. The shocks are shot. The steering is wobbly. But the engine still runs fine.
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October 15, 20205 yr 12 hours ago, martin-w said: We will need some kind of meeting place to share our male cougar tips and tricks. Tip 1) always carry a large packet of Oreos. 787 captain. Previously 24 years on 747-400.Technical advisor on PMDG 747 legacy versions QOTS 1 , FS9 and Aerowinx PS1.
October 15, 20205 yr 8 hours ago, W2DR said: I just don't understand. Why is a good looking over-40 woman who's looking for young guys called a cougar but a good looking over-40 guy looking for young girls is called a dirty old man? I agree. Its not fair. We should be known as TIGERS!
October 15, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, birdguy said: At 86 I'm not that sexy anymore. Noel I don't know Noel, you look quite lovely to me.
October 15, 20205 yr 12 hours ago, W2DR said: I just don't understand. Why is a good looking over-40 woman who's looking for young guys called a cougar but a good looking over-40 guy looking for young girls is called a dirty old man? Because women make the rules. Doesn't everybody know that? Noel The tires are worn. The shocks are shot. The steering is wobbly. But the engine still runs fine.
October 15, 20205 yr I told you I was "cat man"... he DID throw a rock and it worked. The encounter above, in his own words. 😾😾
October 15, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, birdguy said: Because women make the rules. Doesn't everybody know that? Noel My mother-in-law explained it to me this way: 1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some of The Rules. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The Female can change her mind at any time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express consent of The Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. 15. If the Male doesn't abide by The Rules, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. 16. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. 17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5. Edited October 15, 20205 yr by W2DR kant spel Intel 10700K @ 5.1Ghz, Asus Hero Maximus motherboard, Noctua NH-U12A cooler, Corsair Vengeance Pro 32GB 3200 MHz RAM, RTX 2060 Super GPU, Cooler Master HAF 932 Tower, Thermaltake 1000W Toughpower PSU, Windows 10 Professional 64-Bit, 100TB of disk storage. Klaatu barada nickto.
October 15, 20205 yr I learned those rules the hard way when I had three teenage daughters in high school at the same time and a wife. My son and I went through Hell. Hell hath no fury like a female whose rules are broken. And when I get to the Pearly Gates To Saint Peter I will Tell I raised three teenage daughters Sir, I spent my time in hell. Noel The tires are worn. The shocks are shot. The steering is wobbly. But the engine still runs fine.
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