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What made you Laugh this morning:)

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I just had to look in the mirror.

 

-Jim

Engage, research, inform and make your posts count! -Jim Morvay

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GTA V has limitless options for fun (or time wasting lol). I'm currently playing only missions, and I pretty like the game and humor. Waiting to unlock flying school.  :smile:

Current system: ASUS PRIME Z690-P D4, Intel 12900k, 32GB RAM @ 3600mhz, Zotac RTX 3090 Trinity, M2 SSD, Oculus Quest 2.

A disembodied voice thanked me for "shopping at Sainsburys. Live well for less" Oh how I laughed! :LMAO:

 

My wife told me to stop being silly. :Shame On You:

The World is divided into two groups. Those who say "Give me a link" and those that provide the link. WWG1WGA

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Thank you Poppet.

I got stuck in a giggle loop at that and only stopped laughing when it hurt. I guess I must like silly things after all! I just love the ridiculousness of what can be done with the gta engine.

 

Chris

Great Post, Elaine!

 

This did it just fine:

 

 

Enjoy,

 

Jim

Jim Wilkerson - Official FAA Certified Chief Lav Cleaner and Soap Dispenser Filler-Upper

 

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.  ~ Author unknown

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A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5 kg. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous,
athletic, 19 year old girl wearing nothing with but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5 kgs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10 kg program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10 kgs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/20 kg program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

He lost 23 kgs that week… 

 

 

 

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ahhahaha

Current system: ASUS PRIME Z690-P D4, Intel 12900k, 32GB RAM @ 3600mhz, Zotac RTX 3090 Trinity, M2 SSD, Oculus Quest 2.

:lol:

"Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people".

What a GREAT sense of humor! 

 

We had a Southwest flight attendant deliver a somewhat comparable pre-departure brief on a flight out of Charolette, NC. recently!

 

Jim Wilkerson - Official FAA Certified Chief Lav Cleaner and Soap Dispenser Filler-Upper

 

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.  ~ Author unknown

I love this thread. .... Thanks for sharing. Please keep them coming :)

 

Is there a way I can share this on whatsapp ?  :Tounge:

Bilal Asif Khan

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One of my favorite videos on Youtube to date,  its basically a flash mob dance, but wow its something, love it.  Seen it a couple of years back,  never gets old.    Make sure you have sound on 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks Elaine you did make me smile this morning. :smile:

Maurice J

I9 12900k \ EVGA 3080ti \ G-Skill 32GB \ Samsung 4K TV

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