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Christmas presents?

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As you can guess from its name the stinking rose was a garlic themed restaurant with absolutely everything cooked with garlic. The pork chops and mashed potatoes were really nice as I recall.

It was very popular in the 90’s and our cabin crew were banned by the airline from visiting the night before the flight home!

Sadly I was in San Francisco last month and noticed it had now closed down.

787 captain.  

Previously 24 years on 747-400.Technical advisor on PMDG 747 legacy versions QOTS 1 , FS9 and Aerowinx PS1. 

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4 hours ago, LHookins said:

If I eventually get over the food coma, I may post a picture if I can do it justice.

Don’t worry too much about posting that….🤔

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15 hours ago, jon b said:

My wife bought me a terrys chocolate orange, I put it on the mantle piece this morning, fancied a piece tonight went to get it only to find it missing. I located the foil wrapper behind the settee which can mean only one thing ….DOG !

 

Or YOUR WIFE!!!

She framed the dog. 😲

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14 hours ago, DD_Arthur said:

Sadly, it would appear that yet again Santa was unable to get the sixty foot luxury yacht that I really deserve down the chimney.

 I find this inexplicable….

 

 

I heard that Santa is only doing 50 foot yachts these days. 

 

11 hours ago, Luis Hernandez said:

Whaat? You too? 😂

 

All the best people were born in January, fellow Capricorn. 👍

 

3 hours ago, jon b said:

The pesky animal was his normal mad self this morning, he’s a dalmador half Dalmatian half Labrador so a bit mad. I deliberately put my chocolate orange up on the mantle piece so he couldn’t get it, he’s obviously developed a method of retrieval. 

He did leave a small pile of vomit as a present though. ( wife now cleaning up 🤣)

 

Your wife could be the phantom Chocolate Orange eater. She placed the dog vomit there to throw you off the track. 

 

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8 minutes ago, martin-w said:

All the best people were born in January, fellow Capricorn. 👍

Try February! Aquarius rules! 👍 

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4 minutes ago, martin-w said:

She placed the dog vomit there to throw you off the track. 

That may not have been from the dog.

If he has a cat, dogs and cats have been known to work together. For example, there's a roast on the counter. The dog can't reach the counter, and the roast is too heavy for the cat to carry off. So the cat knocks the roast off the counter, the dog carries it off to a safe place, and the dog and cat share the feast.

This is also how we know the earth isn't flat. If it were, cats would have already knocked everything off the edge.

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11 minutes ago, charliearon said:

Try February! Aquarius rules! 👍 

 

Negative!!! That's a negative!!!    Capricorn RULES!

And me and Mr. Hernandez will expect lots of praise and lovely presents on the big day.

 

10 minutes ago, LHookins said:

If he has a cat, dogs and cats have been known to work together. For example, there's a roast on the counter. The dog can't reach the counter, and the roast is too heavy for the cat to carry off. So the cat knocks the roast off the counter, the dog carries it off to a safe place, and the dog and cat share the feast.

This is also how we know the earth isn't flat. If it were, cats would have already knocked everything off the edge.

 

Those are very good points, but as he only has a canine and a wife, my guess is it was indeed the wife. He may need a truth serum to solve this mystery. 

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4 minutes ago, charliearon said:

Aquarians rule!

Yeah, yeah... now imagine if everyone was a Virgo. 😄 September here.

My best friend was an Aquarius. I did his chart once (yeah, I studied it for several years) and his sun sign was Aquarius, he had Aquarius rising, and a poorly aspected Uranus (ruler of Aquarius). He was, needless to say, a little bit eccentric.

Scoff all you want at astrology, but sun signs really do seem to matter.

The most important thing I learned was, "This Too Shall Pass."

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4 minutes ago, martin-w said:

my guess is it was indeed the wife. He may need a truth serum to solve this mystery. 

One of dogs' most important roles is to have someone to blame things on. 😄 

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Well, I'm a Capricorn too.  And still have all but three of my natural teeth to tear into extra rare beef meat with.

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1 hour ago, birdguy said:

Well, I'm a Capricorn too.  And still have all but three of my natural teeth to tear into extra rare beef meat with.

Noel

So when you are dining out, and the server ask how you want your steak cooked, do you just say "Warm it up"?

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3 hours ago, martin-w said:

All the best people were born in January, fellow Capricorn. 👍

Hmm, my birthday is the at the dawning of Aquarius, January 21st!

I'm already disappointed at the reveal of my wonderful (not) birthday grift er I mean gift being delivered on January 20th.

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3 hours ago, martin-w said:

Those are very good points, but as he only has a canine and a wife, my guess is it was indeed the wife. He may need a truth serum to solve this mystery

 

3 hours ago, LHookins said:

One of dogs' most important roles is to have someone to blame things on. 😄 

Now you mention it , I suspect the wife could be responsible for the deposits on the lawn 😂

787 captain.  

Previously 24 years on 747-400.Technical advisor on PMDG 747 legacy versions QOTS 1 , FS9 and Aerowinx PS1. 

13 hours ago, charliearon said:

So when you are dining out, and the server ask how you want your steak cooked, do you just say "Warm it up"?

No, I say black on the outside and red on the inside.  Not pink...red!

Noel

The tires are worn.  The shocks are shot.  The steering is wobbly.  But the engine still runs fine.

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