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My Oh MY! They do get touchy sometimes...

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This morning my wife said she was going to the beauty parlor to get her cut.

Back track to Thanksgiving.  I started growing my beard back.  Yesterday morning I shaved it off.  They do become quite bothersome.  Kept the stash though.  Anyway she never noticed it yesterday.

So she came in about an hour ago and I said, "Well, did you get your cut?"  "She said didn't you notice?"  I said, "Oh yeah, it looks nice."

Then I asked her if she noticed anything different about me.  She said no.  I said, "I shaved my beard off yesterday morning."  She left the room on a huff.  She'll get over it by Monday.

In our 58 years of marriage I'll bet I have grown and shaved off my beard a dozen times and she's never noticed.  Once I let it grow for a whole year.

She does notice my haircuts now because she's the one who cuts it...all around with a Number 1 blade.

Noel

 

The tires are worn.  The shocks are shot.  The steering is wobbly.  But the engine still runs fine.

That's lovey Noel, I love your tales and insights,

I save most of them.

Thanks

Phil

Hi Noel,

Your post is a ... test that certifies that women look at the hidden parts much more than men while men look at the exposed parts a lot more than women!😁

I always say whenever your partner says 'Notice anything different about me???'

just say You Lost Weight? because you probably won't find it anyways, that way she gets the better compliment 🤣

Matthew Kane

I'm Dyslexic, what's an error to you is not to me 

34 minutes ago, Matthew Kane said:

just say You Lost Weight?

Which leaves you open to "Why, was I overweight?"

Squirm sucker!

The World is divided into two groups. Those who say "Give me a link" and those that provide the link. WWG1WGA

3 hours ago, Ron Attwood said:

Which leaves you open to "Why, was I overweight?"

Squirm sucker!

Thankfully my partner isn't into that stuff she is a tough Zimbabwean and more likely to buy another motorcycle instead of getting her nails done 😎

Matthew Kane

I'm Dyslexic, what's an error to you is not to me 

Noel hope  you dont  show  her this thread otherwise we might  cop it  🙂

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Peter kelberg

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Don't worry Peter.  Only a fool shares everything with his spouse or girl friend.  You can bet they have their secrets and complaints too.  It's better that way for both parties.

Noel

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The tires are worn.  The shocks are shot.  The steering is wobbly.  But the engine still runs fine.

14 minutes ago, birdguy said:

Don't worry Peter.  Only a fool shares everything with his spouse or girl friend.  You can bet they have their secrets and complaints too.  It's better that way for both parties.

Noel

Well, I must be a fool then. Very happily married to the  same woman for 42 years so far. More in love all the time. A very happy fool maybe!  Cheers.

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You and your wife are extraordinary Frank.  You've never held back a criticism?

Noel

Edited by birdguy

The tires are worn.  The shocks are shot.  The steering is wobbly.  But the engine still runs fine.

10 hours ago, birdguy said:

You and your wife are extraordinary Frank.  You've never held back a criticism?

Noel

Hi Noel, 100% openess here, but ….. often in life, how you say something is more important than what you say!  Plus, I fluked a very wise choice of partner!  Pity though that she is not as keen as me on simming!  Cheers.

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So did I Frank.  58 years.  But I have secrets.  And she may have some too.

During the Vietnam War when I was stationed in Thailand for a year I strayed twice.  Had to relieve the tension on the mainspring.  I never told her and she never asked.  Some things are better left unsaid.

Noel

The tires are worn.  The shocks are shot.  The steering is wobbly.  But the engine still runs fine.

Your story is just what many of us go through over the years:  The old back and forth between the Martians and the Venusians...

On 2/26/2022 at 12:42 AM, Ron Attwood said:

Which leaves you open to "Why, was I overweight?"

Squirm sucker!

Or worse: Did I look fat?

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