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Women: I wonder why we live longer than men?

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Men: Well......

Me: Oh.... Russians.

 

We are all connected..... To each other, biologically...... To the Earth, chemically...... To the rest of the Universe atomically.
 
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I can't stand heights like that 

Matthew Kane

I'm Dyslexic, what's an error to you is not to me 

So they really can get the last word.

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8 minutes ago, ailchim said:

So they really can get the last word.

Huge lol!🫡

Oh, hell no!  No way I would ever attempt something like that, so ladies, I expect to be around for quite a while longer.

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I believe it's a medical condition. Something to do with a missing...something (no, not brain cells -which would be a first choice- but gene maybe)?

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Q: Why do most men die before their wives?

A: Because they want to.

😉

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If we are talking averages i suspect the fact that men tend to populate those lines of work that statistically have a higher possibility of death and thus skew the numbers a little re length of life. Thirty-five years ago during my helicopter flying period I got a term life insurance policy that had a surcharge on it larger than the cost of the policy itself. 

1 hour ago, Bob Scott said:

Q: Why do most men die before their wives?

A: Because they want to.

😉

😆😆

Cause men take out the garbage.

Jim

CYWG

One life down, eight to go?

 

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Here at the  old folks home women outnumber the men about 6 to 1.  We have two women here who are over 100 years old and third who will celebrate her 100th birthday in a few days.

I understand the oldest man who ever resided here died at 97.  I intend to be the first to celebrate my 100th here.

Noel

The tires are worn.  The shocks are shot.  The steering is wobbly.  But the engine still runs fine.

4 hours ago, birdguy said:

Here at the  old folks home women outnumber the men about 6 to 1.  We have two women here who are over 100 years old and third who will celebrate her 100th birthday in a few days.

I understand the oldest man who ever resided here died at 97.  I intend to be the first to celebrate my 100th here.

Noel

I just know you will do it!

As a retired physical therapist, I've treated a few Parkour participants.  Ironically, I only saw most of them for a couple of visits.  Makes me wonder what happened to them.  Hard to treat a puddle of flesh.  They were a lot of fun to work with, really challenged my creativity.

The original post video is hard for me to watch!  Don't like extreme heights, although 35,000 ft in an aircraft is very peaceful and calming for me.  Go figure?

Tom       MAKA = Make America Kind Again

If I was in a retirement home surrounded by 80% women, I would be very afraid of them because what did they all do to their husbands???

They all gave them a Slow Death over decades by feeding them Peach Cobler baked with Lard I guess 🤣

Matthew Kane

I'm Dyslexic, what's an error to you is not to me 

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